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8/16/2012 12:07 am

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lol now you know how people from the west coast feel when they have to deal with east coasters

especially your accents. everyone east of the mississippi sounds like a retard it's insane.
8/15/2012 10:37 pm

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oh wtf this thread is like eleven years old.
8/15/2012 10:34 pm

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. said: yet those two things are usually mutually exclusive.



keep telling yourself that, fat boy. if your body is shit it's because your mind is shit.
8/15/2012 10:32 pm

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the answer is simple: video games are more fun.

we had all of that expensive athletic equipment too. nobody used it. half the kids in my gym class used to bring in notes from their doctors so they could sit in the corner playing gameboy instead of doing wind sprints.

yes i had a note from my doctor. yes i played marble madness in the corner.
8/13/2012 1:50 am

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you guys are making too big a deal about this he looks totally fine i'm sure he's got a long life ahead of him
8/8/2012 5:20 am

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. said:Why don't you tell your future wife about your interest in cross dressing and gender reassignment?

I noticed you seem to have glossed over those elements of your background.



damn it i need to start a new moniker
8/8/2012 4:19 am

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. said: :lol: Didn't you get suckered in by one of these trolls in the past?



:sad:
8/8/2012 3:55 am

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. said:You actually sound like a good catch. :hmmm:



also, you can have a horse.
8/7/2012 11:57 pm

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i will do it but:

a.) you must be willing to live in a cabin by the woods
b.) you must love the water or at least be okay with livng near it / swimming is ++ fishing is ++
c.) if you don't already know a good old fashioned manual trade, you're willing to learn one from me (hopefully we will both work from home)
d.) you're willing to commit to a healthy lifestyle with lots of outdoors stuff and natural foods. if you're overweight or otherwise out of shape, we will work on it together.
e.) you don't have a drug habit or drinking problem, and if you do, it doesn't turn you into an asshole public spectacle

what you get in return:

1. loyalty. i won't ever cheat on you because i am a good christian gentleman and very family oriented. i won't ever get loud or hit you either.
2. like movie-level fun and romance. you will never, ever, ever be bored
3. security. a warm home and plenty of good things to eat no matter what (think: no more daily grind or tedious jobs)
4. if you have friends or family you want to impress, i will do it like no one else.
8/4/2012 6:00 am

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. said:What about books?



the bible is #1. heart of darkness is my second favorite book. can't really recommend anything else.
8/4/2012 5:58 am

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. said:You a loner too?



nah. i will always have my family and some cool friends. they get me.
8/4/2012 5:45 am

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. said:You're an idiot. And a faggot.

I used to go live in a cabin in the woods on a mountain top for months at a time. Sometimes I'd have to make sure I had lots of food and candles because I'd get snowed in and lose power for days.

It's great to spend serious time seriously alone.



snowed in for days and you had to bring in extra food?? oh wow how ever did you survive :boring:

that's not isolation, you marshmallow. you were probably using your electricity to post facebook pictures of your coleman stove boiling a can of chili, before catching the game on the radio and calling it a night.

isolation is no electricity, no canned food, and, now get this: no communication. just whatever you can grow, chop, and preserve. and it utterly kills the soul. take your RV park bullshit elsewhere.
8/4/2012 2:23 am

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anon.hen said:

floor pisser, you lived in the woods for a while? can you tell me more about that? did you live alone?



i live in the pacific northwest. this entire region is forest. my parents always had 20 - 30 acre properties, so i would build a cabin on the far end and that's how i spent most of my life. the only time i didn't live in a cabin was when my dad lost the house and i had to live in a townhouse bedroom. that's when i became floor pisser.

as soon as i get more money together i'm gonna buy some land in the cascade mountains and do it again.

but it's for crazy people only. isolation destroys sanity like you wouldn't believe. it's worse than any drug.
8/4/2012 2:09 am

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anon.hen said:

i wish i could spend a whole month away in a rural area with a little cabin all to myself.



that's a terrible idea. you have no idea what living in that kind of environment does to your mind. i've lived alone in the woods most of my life and it's the #1 reason i'm such a headcase.

1 month is more than enough to fuck you up worse than an acid trip.
7/31/2012 2:44 am

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if corn dogs triple in price i will 169% kill myself seriously
7/25/2012 6:39 pm

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. said:No, a realist. You honestly think Americans would stand a chance with no major army against the likes of the Soviet and American militaries at the height of their power? Dream on. :lol:

Fat opies need their sodas and icecream and could never live the life of an Afghan freedom fighter or a VC living on cold rice.



you're not a realist. you're an ignorant fantasist who's internalized every ridiculous, television-fed stereotype ever to exist. you can't pigeonhole a population of 310 million, retard.

7/25/2012 6:05 pm

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. said:While that's true, it's more down to the resilient pashtuns. Fat opies with their popguns wouldnt last 5 minutes in a fight against the same military that the Afghans have to face.



oh, so you're a racist. i get it.
7/25/2012 6:01 pm

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. said:"I'm going to fight my government's nuclear arsenal with a Taurus pistol and AR15."
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:chickenhawk:



that nuclear arsenal doesn't seem to be doing a lot of good in afghanistan. what's it been, eleven years now?

ak-47 > nuke

every. time.
7/25/2012 5:10 am

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. said:This. The America I grew up in was culturally European and 85% white.



let's see what a couple of real europeans had to say about that. i wonder if you were born before these guys:

"My feelings for America are full of hatred and loathing; half-Jewified, half-negrified, and everything based on the dollar." - adolf hitler

"Jefferson (...) is American, and as such, he cannot sincerely be our friend. An American is the born enemy of all the European peoples" - pierre adet, france's first ambassador to the united states

7/25/2012 5:01 am

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jazz is best when it's mixed with classical.



7/25/2012 4:46 am

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. said:

Gee. I don't quite know how to respond that tantrum.

My childhood was idyllic. The area I grew up in was a paradise.

EVERYONE who experienced what it was like then and sees what it is now says the same thing, and says that the loss is a tragedy. An absolute tragedy.
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:bluebunny:



idyllic, huh? are you sure you don't mean FABULOUS?
7/25/2012 4:27 am

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. said:No one ever got fired for wearing classic AE oxfords.



i dunno. i'll bet a cambridge professor or two has been fired for that.
7/25/2012 4:25 am

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. said: Didn't hate that country.



that's because you're stupid. america has always been lame and gay you dumbass
7/25/2012 4:25 am

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usa sucks
7/25/2012 4:18 am

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here's the all-important fashion tip these fags always miss:

be physically attractive.

none of those other tips apply to ugly people.
 

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