yeah, i'm so god damn happy i pay nearly 1/4 - 1/7th of my salary to the serf tax, i mean property taxes. thank you so much, america.
i'm so god damn happy that a tiger-sized chunk of my salary is set aside to fund religious radicals in syria, firebomb wedding parties in afghanistan and send drones to chase u.s. citizens.
i'm so god damn happy that when my father was on his fucking back dying i had to leave him alone and run a 1/4 of a mile in my bed clothes to call 911.
i'm so god damn thankful i couldn't be there while he was taking his dying fucking breath because i was a cougar's leap away waiting to wave down the fucking ambulance that didn't make it in time.
i'm so god damn happy i have a fire service that doesn't even know where i live, sheriffs who can't help us, a phone that doesn't work in my living room, and a utility company that can't keep us warm.
you guys can talk shit about me and how fucked-up i am all you want, but i'll bet not a single god damn one of you has ever had nothing in their pantry but what they could grow, nothing to keep them warm but what could they chop and season, and no way out when a blizzard cuts in the rainforest -- a blizzard in the fucking rainforest!! -- cuts you off from civilization for weeks.
i'm so god damn happy that the pioneer mindset has been banished from this rotten country. i'm so god damn happy homesteading is illegal, and that it's also basically illegal to be homeless in modern-day america.
i can't wait to be fined because i can't afford to buy health insurance. and i don't take shit i haven't earned or can't pay for. that's the one god damn thing my dad ever taught me that counts. even though i've fucked up my own worthless life, i have never once asked for a god damn handout and i'll be fucked if i'm going to take one now.
god damn fat-faced corn syrup swilling weaklings. there's a reason urbanite rhymes with parasite you know.
and we're the ones behing subsidized? fuck every last one of you city and su
i have a private well on my property, and i pay over $100 a damn month for my phone, and i still have to walk a 1/4 mile to make/receive a fucking phone call because there are no towers out here. i pay property tax which funds roads, schools, all this crap, and i don't even have a paved road -- my neighbor and i had to lay the fucking gravel ourselves -- and i usually do without electricity for a combined 2 to 3 weeks a year because they give so little a shit about country folk to keep the lines standing during storm season.
seattle, tacoma, the towns, they get it all first. no one gives a shit about dumb hillbillies freezing in the forest.
why does everyone on this board feel the need to make shit up? enjoy your contempt of court charge, fucking idiot liar.
btw, the judge doesn't interview you, nor does the state's attorney or the defendant's attorney/public defender. 99% of jury selection is done the "donahue" way -- iow, it's a panel show. and no, you're not going to blurt out racist nonsense when you're surrounded by a handful of your neighbors.
nah. really, even though i'm human garbage, i'm not lowly enough to exploit the state. all of my money is basically fun money. i have no bills to pay other than electricity, telephone + internet, and property taxes. i buy some beer every now and then and keep the rest of my $$$ stashed in fake soup cans.
i usually land a few 1099 contractor gigs every year and make enough $ from my apps that i have to declare taxes, but i'm still below the poverty line for a single male with no dependents. can i enroll in medicaid or will i have to pay?
if it helps, my total gross income for 2013 will be $4 - $7k.