when he was jaunting around europe and asia on daddy's dime, he should've ventured down to rural romania or the backwoods of china's hunan province to see what real poverty and trashiness look like.
i'll bet he never made it past the louvre or the lights of shanghai.
i still piss myself laughing every time an american tries to put on airs. thanks bro i needed that. hope you didn't get any rage spittle on your smoking jacket, niles.
it's not our fault, dude. you guys brought it on yourselves. the reigning stereotype is that the west coast has all the best technology, entertainment, natural scenery, etc. and that the east is a hideously ugly, run-down place full of ugly people with ugly accents and who are only capable of generating wealth through bullshit financial scams, number pushing, and insider trading.
you guys just sound weird to us. people from the west make fun of the way easterners speak like you guys make fun of southerners. they also tend to think of east coasters as dumb. unfortunately, i am dumb as well so i can't join in on that one.
we had all of that expensive athletic equipment too. nobody used it. half the kids in my gym class used to bring in notes from their doctors so they could sit in the corner playing gameboy instead of doing wind sprints.
yes i had a note from my doctor. yes i played marble madness in the corner.
btw bro i think i know who you are, and if i'm right, you know that i'm just playing around and actually like the uk quite a bit. i am still 169% gaza mi seh.
sure, except the digital paper trail wouldn't link up. i don't try to hide my identity online. they'll see who registered those blogs, realize it was a proxy or foreign ip, and no biggie. besides, have you ever googled "floor pisser"? i'm not the only one, you know.
that's not returning the favor, dumbass. i'm telling people to report legitimate crimes; you're talking about fabricating evidence.
in fact, i'll bet the threats you're making in this thread are illegal in your country, too.
yeah, and then the fbi will come to my house, find out all of that stuff is untrue, and go on their way. i don't have anything in my basement or on my computer that i wouldn't show my grandma. see the difference? i didn't commit a crime, so nothing will happen. shit-talking brits are criminals according to the laws of their country, so they will be punished.
i can see a totally new style of trolling coming from this: "brit baiting." goad brits into making offensive comments about your country / people, and then get them arrested.
you were serious! 
