btw bro i think i know who you are, and if i'm right, you know that i'm just playing around and actually like the uk quite a bit. i am still 169% gaza mi seh.
sure, except the digital paper trail wouldn't link up. i don't try to hide my identity online. they'll see who registered those blogs, realize it was a proxy or foreign ip, and no biggie. besides, have you ever googled "floor pisser"? i'm not the only one, you know.
that's not returning the favor, dumbass. i'm telling people to report legitimate crimes; you're talking about fabricating evidence.
in fact, i'll bet the threats you're making in this thread are illegal in your country, too.
yeah, and then the fbi will come to my house, find out all of that stuff is untrue, and go on their way. i don't have anything in my basement or on my computer that i wouldn't show my grandma. see the difference? i didn't commit a crime, so nothing will happen. shit-talking brits are criminals according to the laws of their country, so they will be punished.
i can see a totally new style of trolling coming from this: "brit baiting." goad brits into making offensive comments about your country / people, and then get them arrested.
a.) you must be willing to live in a cabin by the woods
b.) you must love the water or at least be okay with livng near it / swimming is ++ fishing is ++
c.) if you don't already know a good old fashioned manual trade, you're willing to learn one from me (hopefully we will both work from home)
d.) you're willing to commit to a healthy lifestyle with lots of outdoors stuff and natural foods. if you're overweight or otherwise out of shape, we will work on it together.
e.) you don't have a drug habit or drinking problem, and if you do, it doesn't turn you into an asshole public spectacle
what you get in return:
1. loyalty. i won't ever cheat on you because i am a good christian gentleman and very family oriented. i won't ever get loud or hit you either.
2. like movie-level fun and romance. you will never, ever, ever be bored
3. security. a warm home and plenty of good things to eat no matter what (think: no more daily grind or tedious jobs)
4. if you have friends or family you want to impress, i will do it like no one else.
snowed in for days and you had to bring in extra food?? oh wow how ever did you survive
that's not isolation, you marshmallow. you were probably using your electricity to post facebook pictures of your coleman stove boiling a can of chili, before catching the game on the radio and calling it a night.
isolation is no electricity, no canned food, and, now get this: no communication. just whatever you can grow, chop, and preserve. and it utterly kills the soul. take your RV park bullshit elsewhere.
i live in the pacific northwest. this entire region is forest. my parents always had 20 - 30 acre properties, so i would build a cabin on the far end and that's how i spent most of my life. the only time i didn't live in a cabin was when my dad lost the house and i had to live in a townhouse bedroom. that's when i became floor pisser.
as soon as i get more money together i'm gonna buy some land in the cascade mountains and do it again.
but it's for crazy people only. isolation destroys sanity like you wouldn't believe. it's worse than any drug.
that's a terrible idea. you have no idea what living in that kind of environment does to your mind. i've lived alone in the woods most of my life and it's the #1 reason i'm such a headcase.
1 month is more than enough to fuck you up worse than an acid trip.
you're not a realist. you're an ignorant fantasist who's internalized every ridiculous, television-fed stereotype ever to exist. you can't pigeonhole a population of 310 million, retard.
let's see what a couple of real europeans had to say about that. i wonder if you were born before these guys:
"My feelings for America are full of hatred and loathing; half-Jewified, half-negrified, and everything based on the dollar." - adolf hitler
"Jefferson (...) is American, and as such, he cannot sincerely be our friend. An American is the born enemy of all the European peoples" - pierre adet, france's first ambassador to the united states
you were serious! 
