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8/22/2012 8:51 pm

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. said:

Matt. 2 in the days of Herod the king.

The king being the key word here. Herod the Great was the last King of Judea.

Okay, let's say it was Herod the Great's son Herod Archelaus. He was Tetrarch from 4 BC to 6 AD. He was never given the title king. He was called ethnarch.

Luke still says Jesus was born during the governorship of Quirinius. He took over after Herod A in 6 AD.

Your timeline is still fucked.



you're stuck in the modern-day english understanding of a "king." how can "king herod" even be considered a king in the first place when he wasn't a sovereign ruler but a vassal? in the bible, tribal leaders, small-time regional protectors, and even sub-kings themselves like herod antipas are often referred to as kings.
8/22/2012 8:17 pm

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. said:According to Luke Judea was under Roman rule. According to Matthew, it was under Herodian control.



gee, i'm sure that doesn't have anything to do with the fact that herod the great was a roman vassal-king and his son was tetrarch. :rolleyes:
8/22/2012 6:17 pm

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they should let him take the throne instead of prince baldo. harry will make a fine king for his people, as he is the type who leads by example.

8/22/2012 3:34 am

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. said:"For humans, who choke much more frequently than other mammals, it is likely to be a cognitive problem. We talk and eat at the same time and so give ample opportunity to allow food passed the epiglottis and choking. Animals do choke - dogs can, cats can. Not all animals can vomit and this is particularly a problem for horses, whose stomachs will rupture instead of releasing contents through the mouth."

And SNK says he's a former doctor? :lol:



in his defense he never said he was a very good one
8/22/2012 3:29 am

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Shiny New Kid said:All toilet paper comes from farmed forests now, so no new forests are being cut



oh that's right i totally forgot. love those farmed forests. good thing about those signs too otherwise birds wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
8/22/2012 3:27 am

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Shiny New Kid said:God designed the human larynx so well he made us the only animal that can choke to death just by eating food.



wow that's pretty amazing considering my dog choked to death on a chicken bone when i was a kid.
8/22/2012 3:25 am

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. said:I seen that before. I think it was sad that it knew what chainsaws sounded like.



stop wiping your ass with paper then
8/22/2012 3:00 am

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DarFail said:Is there any other animal that has a voice that can approach the range of capabilities of the human voice?



8/21/2012 10:25 pm

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lol @ 6' height. even girls are that tall these days. the cut off for manlet status is 6'3"
8/21/2012 6:24 am

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t said:Nice.



she's doing nice? that sucks. i'm kind of limited to desperate and crazy women @ the moment. also really tall females who let's face it don't have a lot of options. it's either me (6'4") or the teevee, she-hulk
8/21/2012 6:14 am

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t said:I should hook you up wiff Alina like I hooked Suntory up wiff scamp :hmmm:



i saw pics of her she's way too cute. like china doll home shopping network cute. do you know anyone a little uglier and more comfortable to be around? whats rollergurl up to these days
8/21/2012 6:00 am

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. said: :potd:

This is a truly heartfelt and epic thread.

Bravo FP! As always you stand and deliver.

I also understand how you feel, son. :sadwave:



now watch me ruin it:

take hormones and become my girlfriend
8/21/2012 5:31 am

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that feel :cry:
8/19/2012 1:42 am

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floor_pisser said:remember the "north hollywood shootout"? when those two loons robbed a bank of america in broad daylight and had a 45-minute shootout with the cops?

they brought an ar-15, two h&k G3s, and an AK.

guess which one jammed and cost the robber his life.



i'll save you guys the effort:

At 9:52 Phillips, who had been using the getaway vehicle as cover, split from Matasareanu, turned east on Archwood Street, took cover behind a parked truck, and continued to fire at the police with his AKM. However, the gun suffered a malfunction. Erroneously reported as a "stovepipe" jam, in reality a round had become jammed while feeding into the chamber, also trapping the spent cartridge from the previous round. He made an attempt to remove the drum and clear the jam, but ultimately discarded the weapon after failing to clear it ..."

matasareanu's ar-15 was even loaded with one of those ridiculously unreliable 100-rnd c-mags and it didn't jam once.
8/19/2012 1:36 am

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. said:Can you, in detail, explain the difference.

TIA.



sure. you can start by tearing down your junky romanian wasr-10 and looking at the even junkier u.s.-made parts the dealer had to stuff in there thanks to government regulation protecting the "needs" of domestic gun manufacturers.

if you tried to make a real AK out of your rifle, most of your parts would die after the first magazine because they weren't designed to handle the stress of automatic fire.

that ain't an ak you got there, dude. it's a varmint rifle in a russian coat.
8/19/2012 1:30 am

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. said:I feel bad for all these guys out spending a fortune on black rifles when they jam, misfire, break down all the time. Pain in the ass.


With the AK, not so much. Fucking drag it through mud and keep slinging lead down range.



remember the "north hollywood shootout"? when those two loons robbed a bank of america in broad daylight and had a 45-minute shootout with the cops?

they brought an ar-15, two h&k G3s, and an AK.

guess which one jammed and cost the robber his life.
8/19/2012 1:25 am

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. said:When the shit hits the fan you want a fucking AK. It's not even a debate.



yeah, a real AK. not your gay wannabe "AK-style" varmint rifle you bought at the pawn shop.
8/19/2012 1:16 am

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lol @ manlets who can't handle a .50 BMG rifle like normal men handle their kalashnikovs and armalites

8/18/2012 11:43 pm

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ok ok ok star trek is out

but what about TekWar? girls still like TekWar, right?
8/17/2012 11:00 pm

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. said:Please kill your moniker already.



really when you think about it i killed it years ago...
8/17/2012 10:55 pm

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oh ye of little faith.

president paul '12. it's for real.
8/16/2012 4:16 am

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. said:Nice edit. You catch on quick, dumbfuck.



sorry, i'm not an east coast retard so i'm not familiar with your rich culture.
8/16/2012 4:05 am

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i had to google it.

Faygo or Faygo Pop is a soft drink brand headquartered in Detroit, Michigan. It is distributed in the Midwest, Mid-Atlantic, and Central Southern regions of the United States. Faygo Beverages, Inc. is a wholly owned subsidiary of the National Beverage Corporation, which also owns Shasta.[1]

lol. i guess this crap is the insane clown posse's favorite drink and it's popular in the mid-atlantic. what did i tell you guys? east coast = retards.
8/16/2012 4:03 am

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dc.hen said:Would a warm glass of Faygo calm your nerves?

:lol:



what the hell is faygo
8/16/2012 4:00 am

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dc.hen said:Like this guy, he's a case study in average American intelligence, or lack thereof. Confused. Generally incurious. Recreational drug user. Predictable and highly obtuse. Hobbies probably include ICP concerts and snapping instagrams of himself without a shirt holding a handgun. It wouldn't surprise me if he drives a lowered hatchback civic with loud mufflers and glowy lights around the bottom.


This is basically what I saw in Florida. Mr pisser, you would fit right in down there.



whoa whoa whoa. hold on there, zsa zsa. i don't care what you say about me, but nobody pisses on the good name of ICP.
 

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