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9/22/2013 7:26 am

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here, put this on.


wait, lemme get the sparkles first


ok



~*~*~ :irishhat:~*~*~
:trev:



now we're partying!

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:canada:
:lalala:
9/22/2013 7:25 am

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. said:hey guys.
:trev:
looks like fun in here.



no.

no no no.


this will not do at all.


hang on, i have something for you.
9/22/2013 7:24 am

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. said:I thought I already was?? :flowers:



then how come we never do any best friend stuff? like marbles and fishin' or going on suicidal death-pact crime spree? :sad:
9/22/2013 7:21 am

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hail, dark lords! welcome to the *fun* hell!
9/22/2013 7:21 am

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. said:Holy shit, your thread title is so much fun! You're good at this, dude.



thanks so much!

would you like to be my best friend?
9/22/2013 7:19 am

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9/17/2013 11:35 am

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. said:I think I asked if this was your real name once, and you told me no. Are you lying now or were you lying then?



it's a joke name i came up with ages ago. those orson wells parodies they used to do in that old cartoon "the critic" were some of my all-time fav comedy skits. not sure about perth -- probably just generic.

i'd forgotten all about it until just a couple hours ago when someone bumped an ancient thread and poster brought up me and that name. :lol: amazing what some people can remember ...

but no that's not my name

i think i said "thurston" a couple times too.
9/17/2013 11:22 am

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orson perth
9/17/2013 11:20 am

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. said:this story would be a solid 10 if you had engaged in carnal knowledge for hire with bigfoot



:nono: i am celibate
9/17/2013 10:24 am

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. said:Floor pisser is board renown for his quality posts that bring both amusement, education, and encouragement to his fellow shitty-BBS board members.



wow thx!
9/17/2013 10:15 am

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i saw bigfoot once while camping in the olympic national rainforest. i was washing my feet in a river and noticed him watching me from a bluff about 50 feet away. as soon as i stood up he did the same, and i slowly backed away thinking he was gonna charge me at any second but he just stood still and watched me leave. maybe i was in his favorite fishing spot or something
9/17/2013 6:47 am

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awww this is an old thread. fuck i hate it when you guys do that.
9/17/2013 6:46 am

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peck said:I think I know...

When not running amongst the trees
And avoiding the birds and bees
Wasting your time among the dot fellows
Your moniker - the one who makes the floor yellow
You've shown your wit despite your failings
A better troll than Nigerian mailings
Did you ever say (whether it was truth or for mirth)
that your name is Orson Perth?

:hmmm:



:classiclol:!!!!!!

oh wow. orson perth! i think i used it on wft or maybe it was ffc and just once at that as a joke. how did you ever remember that??!

and no i'm not the duck guy. but thanks for the compliments. where ya been at peck?
9/15/2013 12:56 am

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. said:You already know I would want the blue one too.



i mixed 'em together. now we can both be unhappy! again!
9/15/2013 12:36 am

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. said:We are IN the same boat in a lot of ways, FP.



i know.

and you have my love and loyalty too.

i'll see ya across the river.

hope you like cherry, cuz the blue one's mine :biggrin:
9/15/2013 12:29 am

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. said:No relief other than the occasional obligation to someone else. I'm not really accountable for much anymore. Like I said, vicious cycle. I just end up falling asleep crying or listening to music on loop and feeling like absolute shit. Or I spend the whole night awake looking at stuff I could do to improve my life, which is all completely unrealistic at this point.



ah i see. well i'm in pretty much the same boat so if it's any consolation i'll be waiting on the other side with a snowcone for you. :flowers:

love ya, partner.
9/15/2013 12:17 am

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. said:I drink very occasionally, though I have no urge when depressed. It just puts me to sleep.



what do you do when you're depressed? just ride it out? nothing around to give you even a bit if relief?
9/15/2013 12:14 am

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. said:Yes. I've smoked before. Not sure I want to regularly rely on drugs though.




yeah eventually it just becomes its own problem although you sound like you could use a distraction. how about drinking? do you drink a lot
9/15/2013 12:07 am

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. said:No access.



would you try it if you could get it?
9/15/2013 12:05 am

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. said:Reality.



this is going to sound stupid and i hope you don't think im being flippant but maybe recreational drugs like marijuana would help.
9/15/2013 12:01 am

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something wrong with them. we even creep out each other.
9/14/2013 11:58 pm

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. said:The thought of being eaten by bears while salmon fishing is incredibly appealing right now.



so what's stoppin ya?
9/14/2013 11:52 pm

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you should run away to the forest. you'll be too busy focusing on your day to day needs to feel bad. and time really does heal all wounds. plus if you're that super depressed and you want to die something will probably eat you anyway and then you can be a curiosity instead of a tragedy :thumbup:
9/14/2013 11:37 pm

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it is intolerable isn't it. there really doesn't seem to be a way out either. oh well life is too long anyway. we were all better off as hunter-gatherers, living fast and dying at 25.
9/14/2013 10:32 am

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. said:That could be really surreal... I was thinking of something like this:

http://earthriderdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/nevada-desert.jpg

Or taking up rock climbing somewhere like this:
http://www.terragalleria.com/images/us-sw/usnv26041.jpeg



that is great too. the whole southwest is fascinating to me. i really wish i could go there sometime.
 

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