Posts by floor_pisser

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Two questions you should ask are have you ever done time and do you like it out here?

I prefer structure and dealing with problems head on, even if head on means I snap a CD cover thats been filed down off into someones neck from behind.

I need to kick smoking anyhow.


Going out for a walk...be back in a bit.

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How big are the guns?

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Seriously though, I'd assault you and wont post bail if its offered, I like it in there.

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The one and only. What back alley can I find him dumpster diving in this week?

VP_Spiro_T_Cheney said:

I'd do nothing, my girlfriend would fill a milk carton up with gas, throw it in your face and light it... just like in that Dragon Tattoo movie with Noomi Rapace, who she kinda resembles. She's also pretty much fucking crazy with very poor impulse control.

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As to the topic again, whats the point of fighting someone if you arent willing to kill them?

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Run up and smash you with a takedown, then gain full mount and use my jujitsu skills to keep you down while my girlfriend pulls down your pance and sodomizes your anus with an empty corona bottle.

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Given your neck would snap like a cheap elastic band, not really an issue.

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Laugh, 'coz we're in a gay bar..

you just won the thread.

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You do realize you are overweight? So, fatass, when you pulled your shit, I'd simply dump your pussy ass on the ground, and, perhaps if I was feeling generous, offer you an empty pint glass so you could pick up your teef.

the_cougar_hunter said:

You're not that much bigger than me...

KM.as.a.dot said:

Pull my 9mm glock and make you suck my dick.

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I use telekinesis to make your head explode like in Scanners.

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Murder you with whatever is around and then go to prison for life.

This is why I dont socialize.
Because stupid pussies fuck around and expect their size,status or numbers to allow them to continue these actions unaccountable.

Its simple.
I dont get into 'fights', I'd just kill someone that fucks with me or a loved one.

:cig:

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8 % body fat. I can bench press you.

whatever you say flagpole

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Cut your hand off with my golok.

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Call the police and have you arrested as a sex offender.

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Hold her back so she doesn't kill you.

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We inform the bouncer that you are assaulting the female patrons.

You get thrown out by 4 meatheads.

I get laid.

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I'm 6'4 220lbs

BobHopesColostomyBag said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolutionary_Calendar

And this...they wanted a ten day week..

Today is

Dcade I, Sextidi de Vendmiaire de l'Anne CCXXI de la Revolution.


And this guy, Franois-Nol Gracchus Babeuf, he was the first real communist... he invented communism long before Marx..




He was too much for the other bloodthirsty revolutionaries so they did him and is faction in quickly..

BobHopesColostomyBag said:

The awful taste of the bourgeoisie trying to take over from the aristocrats as society's leaders..



You start out trying to create a system of total freedom and end up with total tyranny
You start out trying to create a system of absolute justice and end up with total injustice.
You start out extolling the high spiritual nature of all mankind and end up being reduced to savage beasts



When you read about the observers of the day you find they're all surprised at the way people behaved. Everyone had assumed that humanity was Christian, civilized and instead the found that they'd been living amidst the most savage barbarian army all along..

this is why you will always be fc's best and most interesting poster

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SO CLEVER!
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?? you don't think it's amazing? imagine what could be accomplished if someone united all of f2's mental sorcerers.