actually at the time I was delivering about 100 klonopins in the back of my van to a buddy along with a couple ounces of weed so I was definitely freaked out. No I wasn't under the influence. Just a bad and careless driver
not that it's her choice. she'll be waking up to a 2x4 across that over ripened fat pregnant belly.
but no she sure doesn't want this STD and neither do I, so I'll be calling up Bruce, Chuck and Vito this weekend to spread her eagle over the kitchen counter and we take turns throwing beer cans at the thing inside of her and working the body via bare knuckles
Not very interesting story. it was raining, I was driving, I was going faster than I should have, slipped through a stop sign and fucked up a 98 chevy pickup. Tires busted off the rimbs, bed of the truck needed to be replaced. axles were destroyed etc... I drove away. he got towed
Got a summons today to be in court at the end of January or face possible contempt of court for not showing up due to a $5,000 debt I owe to an insurance company for driving one of their insured drivers off the road back in 02.
My girlfriend called me and she's pregnant because I was too fucking drunk to know that I was discharging my seed when I last fucked her.
Let me address this one a little bit more. You can be like water and adapt. Or you can be like a hammer and be ridgid. In the end people use water in their toilet to shit and piss in. Water may earn respect and honor for taking loads of feces and urine, people will try to conserve you and praise you for your ability to hydrate and make shit not stink so bad.
The hammer will crush your skull in if somebody applies it to your face.
i binged from the 31st until yesterday, but I gotta dry out little bits at a time. I experienced opiate like highs off of the brandy when I nod out to KNHO. Need a maintenance brew once every few hours and then I can get back to normal. Just because I get my mail sent to my tent, doesn't mean I can't live and die without class. George Clooney would add me to his friend's list if I was so inclined to add him.
Well for what it's worth, I technically am taking a handout by leaving town to work at this family biz. I'm not happy about it, I wont be seeing my girl for a little while but in this case, she will have time to recover from her injury and I'd have put these financial difficulties behind me by then.
...And of course, I can't thank my friend enough for giving me a warm place to sleep at night when the shit gets to rough
by the time it takes me to get my shit together, friend's who have let me sleep on their couch will be married...with children...or doing important things. I see a lot of shit here about mortgages and loans and crap like that. I'd like to know what it's like to be half fucked on some sort of mortgage deal but I wont even be there for a few years. I'm already jaded and bitter. But I have goals and before 2010 is over, I'll be commanding an office of pakis or some shit. I don't know, really. I'll be doing something that will be self sustaining, but I've experienced the hand outs thing before and it's not something I want to go through again. I'd rather sleep outside before taking an open door invitation to their home front. I have a lot of time on my hands to make shit happen
It's a lot more than that. It's about self respect and dignity. Sure I do a lot of shit that contradicts what I have just typed, but if you are a man, any man, with a set...you are ingrained to have dignity and self respect. It's only women and fags who take handouts from individuals for favors or kindness.
The situations I get myself in are my fault, so I deal with them. I haven't met a situation yet that is worthy of putting a gun to my head. Other people's heads, yes. But to my head? That's just fucking gay! Those people cut themselves and want attention from fag hags who already hate their guts. People who fuck themselves up should just grow a fucking set, sleep in a patch of woods every once in a while and get back on their fucking feet to keep on trucking.
My mother lives about 1000 miles away. But for Xmas she got me the bus ticket to come up there and work for the fambly business. I don't drive, I never have. Well I did, for a year, but was never very good at it. Never had a DUI, just a few accidents that caused me to lose my license and owe 5grand to the law people
that's very weirdthat you say that..."unfuck yourself". I only heard that the other day from a friend. I'm 28 and need to figure this shit out on my own, that's how. Receiving assistance from others would continue to cause my plight.
I have a job and a home waiting for me a few states away. So when I do that, I can take care of everything first hand. I've probably turned down a shitload of opportunities because I have considered them charity cases, but I need to make shit happen on my own.
I'm in a very suburban area, so sometimes I'll get a park with lots of trees and I never get fucked with. This has been going on since September. When I was 21, I used to sleep in my van but would get fucked with by cops all the time. For the past few months it's been shit