Posts by das but

ProlificMasturbator said:

You don't have screens on your windows?

. said:

The only thing I could think of trying would be to get someone with a terrier, a small dog that is bred to hunt those things and then following it around on a lead to see if it hunted them down - then get the ferrets yourself before the dog does.

yari II said:

My dog talks to me all the time. He should be on youtube the way he goes on.

madelf. said:

if you do happen to find them and dont want to keep them in a cage, you should get them a playpen they cant climb out of. that is what my parents do.

It's been a little while. I dont know what these little bastards cannot climb out of. I have an enormous cage for this purpose.

I saw them scouting the same window before. One day, I came home and I thought it was funny I saw one of them dancing around the window sil and scratching at the window

. said:

Try and look on the bright side. Think how much more time you will now be able to spend with your hamster. I'm sure the little rodent will enjoy the fuck out of all the added attention.

madelf. said:

ferrets can only survive in cool temperatures for about a day or so. what was the temp overnight?

. said:

Check any nearby Chinese restaurants. Demand to see their walk in box. Be beligerant.



Seriously, good luck. I would think they will return. :thumbsup:

. said:

Karma can sometimes be a bitch. Like in your case.

Thread Shitter said:

If this isn't a troll - I do hope they come back. Losing a pet sucks.

. said:

Hey Das But, the board seems a little glitchy this morning. It wouldn't happen to have any thing to do with your little rugrats missing, would it?

Peggy Noonan said:

Now, now, don't get so testy.

We would have stopped and picked up Blackie, but I was already late for a Bunco game. We agreed to pick him up on the way home after the game, but we had arrived too late. The buzzards were already having a go at him.

Peggy Noonan said:

I had a cat that went missing once. Sure as hell we started driving around and there he was lying on the side of the road with his guts outside his stomach and his tongue hanging out of his mouth. We just kept on driving like we never noticed.

Original_Lonley_Guy said:

Have they ever got out before? And if so, where did you find them?

I suspect they will turn up at the humane society within the week so keep calling.

. said:

I'm the retard


I don't own ferrets and guinea pigs in a tiny apartment and I'm a retard.

Prometheus said:

I would think that they will return to where they know food is easily available. They may just need time to explore a bit. I wish you luck in finding them.

worst case situation, in about 30 minutes I am going to look in the roads

. said:

The rats of Boston have probably made short work of them, sorry.

Alcoholics have no business owning pets, it never ends well.

. said:

Dinner time!

Prometheus said:

They probably just went to score a buzz. I'm sure they are second hand addicted and perhaps you haven't shotgunned them enough recently.

das but said:

. said:

Gordon Ramsey doesn't visit greasy spoons or dives.

thats okay...place I work is neither

. said:

Gordon Ramsey doesn't visit greasy spoons or dives.

. said:

I'd love to see that britfag Gordon Ramsey come to das but's restaurant.