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Posts by Tao_Chemical

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6/14/2013 2:45 am

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Jesus. I'd rather fuck the French bulldog.
6/12/2013 2:04 am

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Isn't Weekee, Heekee's kid from CI?
6/11/2013 12:52 pm

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Get a fucking summer job, junior.
6/10/2013 1:22 pm

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The new Paul Williams, except Paul Williams wasn't an asshole.
6/10/2013 3:44 am

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Algebra
6/10/2013 3:41 am

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Heekee working on his P-shop skills.
6/10/2013 2:54 am

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I'll be using the law of averages to protect myself.
6/9/2013 2:42 pm

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Wait until you're taxed on those bennies as income - then you'll really start misspelling shit.
6/8/2013 11:38 pm

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You and your $400,000 tax bill.
6/8/2013 2:58 pm

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Great. Now everyone reading this thread will be targeted. :lol:
6/6/2013 1:23 pm

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All I could think is E.Coli poisoning.

Me=old :sadbanana:
6/6/2013 3:30 am

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Lilly said:http://radtransfem.tumblr.com/post/24818439850/first-attempt-at-a-list-of-ways-for-men-to-use

If reading this made you angry, you deserve to be alone.



:colt45:
6/6/2013 2:25 am

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'Rex Reason sucks n****r dick in prison"
6/5/2013 2:50 am

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I want Ass Masterson.
6/4/2013 12:38 pm

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If Stella Reese is your niece, then Attila the Hun is my son!
6/4/2013 4:13 am

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Combination of Dave Matthews and Gordon Lightfoot.
6/3/2013 12:16 am

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Christ Nisse, what is it with you Nordic fuckers anyway?
6/2/2013 2:34 pm

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. said:problem is it's hard to shake away the excess piss when your on your back



Then have some toilet paper at the ready. After bottle pissing, take an eight inch piece of TP and wrap it around your glans. The pressure of your shorts should hold it on until all the pee gets absorbed.

Then when it unravels there should be no mess.

This won't work if your sleep naked.
6/2/2013 2:30 pm

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. said:Learn how to cook! Put up an ad that you will cook some hen a dinner if she wanted to get to know you. Hey - what the hell! Try it out - it might just work!



Thanks, mom.
6/1/2013 2:59 pm

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6/1/2013 2:40 pm

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Get a piss bottle at the drug store. They're plastic Tupperware looking containers with a screw on top and a 45 degree bend at the neck. On your back take your weenus and stick it into the opening then whiz away. When done, close it up and palm that motherfucker off next to the alarm clock.
5/31/2013 1:32 pm

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Having health insurance does not = healthcare coverage.
5/30/2013 1:03 pm

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She will be a chola.
5/29/2013 1:22 pm

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Finally a good idea, in lieu of marrying a lesbian.
5/27/2013 8:57 pm

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Unlike other attention whores, she actually looks good with too much make-up.
 

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