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5/24/2013 2:31 am

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TalesOfSuburbia said:Thanks. I'm writing a book this winter, kind of like Anthony Bourdain wrote about kitchens.

I've decided I'm done for good on Labor Day, too much other shit going on. So 16 weeks or so, then out.

Don't quit your dayjob, son. It's not like you have the literary talent of The Cougar Hunter or Whoremonger69.

Degree in English Lit and one novel optioned (not published) by AA Knopf, dude, I shit you not.

I do a liitle better when it matters...but yeah, I'm no Hemingway.

5/24/2013 2:26 am

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. said: I like your cab confessions.

Thanks. I'm writing a book this winter, kind of like Anthony Bourdain wrote about kitchens.

I've decided I'm done for good on Labor Day, too much other shit going on. So 16 weeks or so, then out.

5/24/2013 2:22 am

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. said:i dont know if I would let some animals fuck in my car and then have to get back in it. That sounds nasty.

They claimed they wanted to have a private conversation before returning to their hotel. I know, it makes no sense.

Maybe they were doing coke? But she was fat for a cokehead. Squinty eyes and bad teeth, crooked glasses.

Again, not my worry. I average about $25/hr under the table doing these shifts, I'll do many things to get that average up.

5/24/2013 2:20 am

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TalesOfSuburbia said:She was pretty gross, dude. Ya gotta have standards.

Can you catch the heps from that? I think so.

Who cares what her face looks like if the tip of your dick is in her throat, dude.

And no I don't think you can get the hep from getting your dick sucked.

Herps, I meant. Herpes.

Meh, I don't know. Maybe this job didn't beat 100% of the humanity out of me. And, it would have been different if she was hot.

But hot chicks don't need to blow hacks for cab fare.

5/24/2013 2:15 am

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. said:GET A REAL JOB, LOW LIFE

I have a job, you twat. This is for extra money. Get a life.

5/24/2013 2:13 am

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. said:Your a fag if you didn't accept a blowjob in lieu of cab fare.

She was pretty gross, dude. Ya gotta have standards.

Can you catch the heps from that? I think so.

5/24/2013 2:08 am

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Will be working 2-3 nights/week all Summer while the money's good. In the last three shifts -

1. A crazy, stinky, rich old lady paid me $280 on a $30 fare because I settled her restaurant tab with my debit card when she belatedly realized she had no cash. I took her from the restaurant, to an ATM, then home. She's a regular and a well know local whacko. Not bad.

2. Last Friday I took a guy from RI to Manhattan. He got stranded here due to that big Amtrak derailment in CT. $450 flat rate, $380 on the meter plus a $100 tip. I made about $340 on that 7 hour run.

3. Had a couple offer me $50 for half an hour in the cab, presumably so they could fuck while I stepped out and had a coffee. I assume they did so. She was a dog and he was an asshole. I made them pay up front. Hey, it's not my car.

4. Niggas continue to not tip. Go figure.

5. Was propositioned by an acne-ridden twentysomething chick. I assume she was at least a soft hooker and probably an addict of some sort. Thanks, no, you can't pay the fare with a blowjob, lady.

Weird shit all at once. Working next two nights as well.

5/17/2013 5:13 pm

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She looks like fun!

:thumbup:

5/17/2013 2:23 pm

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TalesOfSuburbia said:No shit. And they've stocked the thing with fat chicks, to appeal to the Common Western Land Whale.

These people are infantile.

And how fat are you?

I'm not fat. I'm not even close to fat. And the women I date aren't fat either.

Your future...is fat brown women. Suck it up, loser.

5/17/2013 2:20 pm

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TalesOfSuburbia said:Why only two humans and the rest apes and curries? I though this was a Scottish publication.

More anti-White racist propaganda.

Really subtle, huh?

Any White identity is being slowly rendered "diverse". "British" is now, in the minds of these racists, anything that washes up on the shores of Britain.

No shit. And they've stocked the thing with fat chicks, to appeal to the Common Western Land Whale.

:lol:

These people are infantile.

5/17/2013 2:17 pm

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. said:Actualy Democrats are the most racist just look at their history, Pro slavery, founded the KKK, voted to ban Blacks from owning guns ( republicans overturned ) voted against every civil rights bill, and just this year gun controll laws aimed at Blacks no affect or whites, minimum wage laws designed to keep Blacks poor. the list of Democrat racism is endless.

Whites are the least racist of all the groups.

That's because Europeans ("whites") are a thousand years ahead of the rest of humanity in every measurable way.

We've learned to tolerate less-developed human groups, which is sort of amazing considering base human instincts would have had us wipe them out utterly many years ago as we expanded across the planet.

This tolerance will be our undoing, as the very groups to whom we've brought technology and stability come after us to kill and enslave us.

5/17/2013 2:07 pm

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Why only two humans and the rest apes and curries? I though this was a Scottish publication.

5/16/2013 6:18 pm

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. said:Not true at all. The fertility rate of blacks is now below replacement level.

You are missing the point.

White + white = white.
Black + black = black.
Latrina + black = black.
White + black = black.
Latrina + latrino - latrino.

1 white, 1 Latrino, 3 nigga. Get it?

5/16/2013 6:09 pm

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Can you guess why?

It's because of all the fat white scumbag chicks who are having nigga babies. No matter what shade of feces the skin tone is on these niglets, from cafe au lait to Stygian, they will self-identify as niggas and adopt the nigga cultural standpoint.

This is in addition to ugly-ass Latrina chicks who also fuck nogs and have their babies, as well as the indigenous coon families already in place and breeding.

This is really going to suck. Do they have niggas in New Zealand?

5/15/2013 5:51 pm

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How fucking stupid can you be?

I hear they are increasing the chocolate and gin rations on Airstrip One, too.

5/15/2013 5:42 pm

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yari II said:Be careful you don't get punched in the face and then arrested.

Pfffft. I will almost certainly get a date out of it.

5/15/2013 4:24 pm

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Update - there were no attractive women in the age group I appeal to at the grocery store yesterday.

So, no ass-smacking.

Will try again Friday morning when I go hopping for the kids this weekend.

5/15/2013 4:22 pm

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Remedy? Don't eat at fucking Mcdonalds.

5/14/2013 6:11 pm

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TailsOfSuburbia said:I'm going to try this at the grocery store later, if there are any good-looking women there.

My prediction - if I try this on any single woman between 35-40 I will get a conversation and a date out of it.

Let us know how it works out.

I will. Heading out in about an hour. Will report back!

5/14/2013 4:45 pm

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TalesOfSuburbia said:I tell the Trevs this and they refuse to believe it. I'm dating women 10 years younger than me. In ten years, I will be dating women 20 years younger than me. Way of the world, fools.
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Stud!
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Believe what you want man...sit on the sidelines or get in the game.

5/14/2013 4:38 pm

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I'm going to try this at the grocery store later, if there are any good-looking women there.

My prediction - if I try this on any single woman between 35-40 I will get a conversation and a date out of it.

5/14/2013 4:33 pm

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. said:How would you like a woman to swat your ass, sonny?
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Not really a problem, because I'm not insecure.

5/14/2013 4:32 pm

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Y'know, as a compliment?

5/14/2013 3:54 pm

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. said:Ever left the US, or your town? They have their own countries in Africa.

Those are mostly shitholes, though. And we tried Africa for them once already in the 19th century (I wonder if that is still taught in schools?).

Any South American countries that need people?

5/14/2013 3:29 pm

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TalesOfSuburbia said:You're right. OK, we should pass a law declaring them a permanent, dependent underclass. They can have some rights I suppose, but not many. Not allowed to hold jobs. Have to live in ghettos.

Y'know, encourage them to leave. Fuck, pay them to go!

You are a complete idiot.

Sorry you are so limited in vision. Everyone would be happier of we tossed the niggas out, including the niggas.

A country of their own. They could be proud of that.

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