Posts by Mr_Right

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lame.

Here is something I finally figured out. Every time someone is jealous of me, they react by saying 'lame'.


I am no longer pissed off by the comment. I take it as a badge of honor.

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what happens when the boat runs out of fuel? or you have to take time out to refuel you craft? you'd have to speed up to catch up to noon again. and what about resupplying your craft with food and water? it'd take time to stock up, all the while noon is getting further and further away.

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I fucking hate how I have to keep resetting the buttons when FF fucks up. Pretty much happens once per new version.

When I try to close the tab, I end up opening a new one.
They are fucking with my head.

I always have to move the New Tab button.

You could move them? Thanks for the tip. I put it back to the left corner.

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Forget a day.

With my method, you would go around the world in no time at all. Literally.

How cool is that? You could start from here, go a circle and get back here without losing a second of your life. It is like time travel but you stay in the same time.

No its not time travel....I need to figure out a new name.......aha.........TIMELESS TRAVEL.

That is the new big thing. "Timeless Travel. Try it." TM

Hmmm...couldn't you stand exactly at either the north or south pole and do the same thing?

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I fucking hate how I have to keep resetting the buttons when FF fucks up. Pretty much happens once per new version.

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So the globe is divided into 360 degrees and each degree is spaced out by 4 minutes.

So if I took a boat and started my trip at 12 noon and went in one direction at the speed of a quarter degree per minute, then I should always have the time of 12 noon.
Right?

So I can in theory keep on doing this for the rest of my life and never age a minute or waste a minute. I will always be stuck on time.

Seriously it is doable, so how come nobody ever tried it.

Perhaps I am on to something great like Einstein's EMCC?

Wasn't there an episode of Pheanis and Ferb where they went around the world in one day?

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The earth is rotating at a little over 1000 miles per hour. You have to match that speed in order for your plan to work.

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You probably never studied science
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You were able to figure out I was being sarcastic? No wonder you're such a brilliant physicist.
So by doing this you'll also live forever right?

Duh! Technically it is doable.

So when exactly do you think you jumped the shark as a poster here?

Ok then tell me this Sherlock.

I am flying next Saturday to Las Vegas. It is a 3 hour flight.
I depart at 5 pm and arrive at 6 pm. How do you account for that?
Where did 2 hours disappear?

Are you flying back? How did 2 hours magically appear?

That is the beauty of my plan. I will not fly back. If I have to return, I will fly westwards and take a plane from Las Vegas/Hawaii/Australia/NY/Texas and save me a bunch of time.

Get it?

Yes I get it. How about posting a photo? I want to see if the lobotomy scar is well hidden.

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You were able to figure out I was being sarcastic? No wonder you're such a brilliant physicist.
So by doing this you'll also live forever right?

Duh! Technically it is doable.

So when exactly do you think you jumped the shark as a poster here?

Ok then tell me this Sherlock.

I am flying next Saturday to Las Vegas. It is a 3 hour flight.
I depart at 5 pm and arrive at 6 pm. How do you account for that?
Where did 2 hours disappear?

Are you flying back? How did 2 hours magically appear?

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You were able to figure out I was being sarcastic? No wonder you're such a brilliant physicist.
So by doing this you'll also live forever right?

Duh! Technically it is doable.

So when exactly do you think you jumped the shark as a poster here?

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Fuck you retard mr right. You have not been right about anything you little breech baby feet first motherfucker.
You call me a dickhead? thats a fucking laugh you little bitch. When I see you, I'm gonna hit you so hard, your momma's worn out smelly pussy is gonna hurt.
You little cock sucker bitch.

Have a fucked up night you lonely pathethic little loser.

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You were able to figure out I was being sarcastic? No wonder you're such a brilliant physicist.
So by doing this you'll also live forever right?

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You are correct. The rotation of the earth is what spurs time. That how superman can turn time backwards by reversing the rotation of the earth.

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dude, the clock is an arbitrary human measure of time. Think of it this way, if you had potato salad with you, it would still go bad uncooled regardless of what your clock "says".
Geezz, just build a spaceship, get close to the speed of light and for you, time will almost stand still. parts are available on e bay.

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Look, it's his shtick and all he has. Humour him.

Finally someone who has a brain in his head. Do you like physics, kid?

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You can take the batteries out of all of your clothes and save a trip, cost of oars, etc.

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OP is an idiot. Clearly never went to skewl

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International Date Line much?

What about it?

As soon as you cross it, you end up living your next day.

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International Date Line much?

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100% NATURAL!
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enough with the stupid repub in every fucking thread.

It's just a response to the idiot who uses the Michael Moore icon in every thread. Probably Otis.

Let it be. Its good to have a debate in a free country.