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7/11/2013 7:14 pm

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The whole brony subculture is the most terrifying of them all.

What mental illness compels you to jack off to and fantasize about having sex with cartoon horses meant for little girls?

JFC.
7/11/2013 6:49 pm

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You know what the common denominator is in all of these super dorks, and it's been mentioned before...they all have soft, feminine features by and large. Testosterone deficiency in all of them. I remember nerds back in school being the same way.
7/6/2013 4:48 pm

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Honestly I wouldn't date a woman who ate well done steak. Being compatible with little things like that are more important than you think.

One of the bonds and commonalities I share with my girlfriend is the fact we like the same kinds of foods and often end up ordering the same thing. She's from a family who used to cook for important social events and is a great cook herself, which anyone would find an attractive trait...anyone who eats well done steak is a moron with childlike tastes in food.
6/19/2013 4:16 pm

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6/19/2013 4:14 pm

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6/19/2013 4:12 pm

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6/14/2013 4:07 pm

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. said:Seriously, you're talking to someone who looks like our beloved

:winner:



:lol:

I tried, anyway.
6/14/2013 4:03 pm

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BasementBoi said:So what to do?



Keep trying until you find mutual attraction with one of them. They're not all gonna be winners.
6/14/2013 3:58 pm

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BasementBoi said:Maybe. Yet online dating doesn't seem very effective. I seriously do not have the motivation to write a message to 5-10 women a day.

Also, what if these women dislike me if i meet them in person? That wouldn't be fun either



Yeah, that's dating. Welcome to life. They all aren't gonna like you.
6/14/2013 3:51 pm

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. said:We know you do. You're one of tards claiming that every 'Nazi' on here is a Muslim. You're also a very naive Israel firster - yeah, I'd avoid political threads if I were you.



I support Israel? That's news to me. You sure you're not confusing me with someone else? I don't think I've ever replied to a Mascara thread even as a dot, and I don't support Israel.

Mind you, I'm not a nazi either...but I don't support Israel or give two fucks about what happens to it, or any other country in the middle east.

It should be noted most of the posts I make as a dot are humourous and lighthearted in nature, rex posts, stupid shit. I don't talk about nazis or israel.
6/14/2013 3:48 pm

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BasementBoi said:I don't have any hobbies or activities i could share with someone else. I wouldn't know where to go with that person either. I want to be left alone, i guess.



Clearly you don't want to be left alone because you're asking about dating.

Do what everyone else does and meet someone online.

Unless you live in the mountains of bumfuck China, there's a restaurant or other activity going on in a 50 mile radius of where you live. That's where people go on dates, it doesn't require some arcane knowledge.
6/14/2013 3:43 pm

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. said:Monty_Burns takes a break from posting pictures of incarcerated women, and comes to the rescue of another retard (just as he has done on many occasions with Mascara).



To be fair I post logged out at work most of the time as a dot.

:lol:

Dunno what you're talking about with Mascara though, I ignore that shit, I don't do political trolls by and large.
6/14/2013 3:41 pm

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BasementBoi said:I don't know. I never went on a date. It is not something i associate with fun but with humiliation and akwardness



It shouldn't be humiliating at all, that's absurd. It might be awkward at first, yes, but that can go for any two people.

Personally I've only ever dated women I know from mutual friends or social activities so I've never had an awkward date per se, I already knew I was compatible with them and already familiar with them before we've even went out.

If you've never been on a date before now is the time to start, it's not going to be any less intimidating to you if you wait until you're 45 and ultra desperate or something. It's really not a big deal...find someone you're interested in, find something fun you both want to do for an hour or two, and go do it, be it food or some other activity.

Yes, she might not want to see you again, but that's all part of the game, go find another one.

The woman I'm currently dating (who, again, we already knew each other) spent the better part of a day, around 10 hours together on our first "date" earlier this year...completely fun, time flew past...and we've been going out ever since, and I'm never less excited to see her than I was when we first started. It's been totally organic and didn't require much thought or worry.
6/14/2013 3:29 pm

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BasementBoi said:Oh yeah, you could look at it this way....i don't think dating is fun however, it is more like a job interview.



Er, yeah...maybe the first date or two. After you get into "dating" someone, if you're compatible with them, it should be fun and relaxing and something you look forward to. Do you think that's how it is even after you get to know someone? It's not.
6/14/2013 3:21 pm

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Being friends with someone, sharing experiences, being able to care for someone and they for you, holding hands, kissing, having sex...someone to say hi to in the morning, at night, someone to tell you that they're thinking about you...I could go on and on.

Yes, it's fucking horrible.

Seriously, what's your question?

Of course it's worth it...and there's no reason you shouldn't be having sex too in a committed relationship. And yes, it's very worth it even if you're not having sex with her yet. It's all part of the fun.
5/28/2013 12:38 pm

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No one with a brain recommends 10mm for defense vs. humans. You're aware the FBI shitcanned it for .40S&W, right? And 9mm (at humans) is virtually just as good given proper shot placement and ammo.

10mm is a niche round better saved for the woods.
12/11/2012 3:06 am

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This is the kind of shit that's played on mainstream country stations these days. This song was playing on the radio at the dentist's office I was in a few weeks ago.

The dentist asked his assistant "What the hell is this? Is this on the country station?"



I endured that shit for like 30 minutes. I heard a song about tractors, but I don't know what the name of it was, but it was laughably bad. I mean, seriously embarrassing.
12/11/2012 3:03 am

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Drive By Truckers has some alright songs, but it's not traditional country music. More rock-y.

12/11/2012 3:00 am

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Country music that doesn't suck hasn't been made in at least 20 years.

At least nothing mainstream, anyway.
12/4/2012 8:01 pm

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Here's a good one:

Go to Google.com (requires autocomplete, of course.)

Start typing in "why do women hate the word"
12/4/2012 6:46 pm

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It's quite the phenomenon apparently.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22i+hate+the+word+panties%22&oq=%22i+hate+the+word+panties%22
12/4/2012 6:44 pm

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:wtf:

I had a girlfriend once who HATED the word panties. Would not say the word, and would say something about it if I did.

She said to use the word "underwear" instead. Never seen another woman since who had a problem with it.
12/1/2012 7:20 pm

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CALLED IT.

Those tweets are gone.
12/1/2012 4:25 pm

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Posted 7 hours ago while he says he was on Ambien.

I bet that Tweet is deleted later today.
11/17/2012 11:15 pm

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mr the teapots said:I LINED UP FOR 8 HOURS TO OBTAIN CALL OF DUTY XXIVCMMICVQ
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:milton:



Yeah, hi.

I've posted pictures of about $15,000 worth of guns over the years. Not video game ones.

I'll say it again:

I wish Mitch still posted here, he probably knows more about guns than anyone else here ever has, and he didn't spend time making fucktarded arguments about them, because he knew what he was talking about.
 

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