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11/8/2013 1:05 am

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. said:Trust me, when you are in a long term relationship you want to be single again; you feel trapped.

I broke up with a woman I have been seeing about a year. I felt relief; not at all any regret or bad feelings.



Then you're in a shitty relationship. I've been with the same woman for closing in on a year now (few months away,) and I'm still as excited to see her or go out with her as I was 6, 7, or 8 months ago.
11/6/2013 8:23 pm

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. said:This.

I had to have one a couple years ago and was dreading the fuck out of it...was nothing.

got plenty Vikes out of it though.



The place I had mine done at doesn't even offer painkillers, and there was no need for them. They just told me to use ibuprofen or aspirin, which I barely even needed.
11/6/2013 8:21 pm

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Absolutely painless when I had one a couple of years ago. New root canals really shouldn't hurt from what I've read. Years back with old techniques and tools they were worse.

It was a pain in the ass to have my mouth open for 45 minutes straight or whatever it was, but there was literally no pain. The day I had mine all I took was some aspirins at like 1 PM and none the rest of the day, was at the gym working out that night.
11/5/2013 2:57 pm

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. said:So how come the Chinese do that and they are all skinny?



Obviously it's the number of calories eaten...there's nothing healthy about eating all day long when you're eating 5000+ calories all day.
11/5/2013 2:04 pm

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I used to work with a woman who weighed about 400 pounds. She didn't do anything like that, she just ate CONSTANTLY. Always snacking, always eating something. Never a lot at once, just a slow burn. :lol:
11/4/2013 7:24 pm

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Guns like this $99 (Lorcin) have killed literally thousands as many times of people (domestically) than AR15s have.

http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/9483023537/9102816/acf60f3.jpg
11/1/2013 2:36 pm

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Never seen Rushmore, but I fucking despise Tenenbaums and The Life Aquatic. FUCKING DESPISE THEM. It's some manner of faux-artsy horseshit that tries to say something in a flowery way and NEVER FUCKING SUCCEEDS. It makes me angry just thinking about them. Based on the other two, I can only assume I'd hate Rushmore as well, unless it's completely different.

I love all kinds of non-mainstream movies, rarely ever watch any Hollywood dreck, but JFC do I hate Wes Anderson based on those two movies.
10/31/2013 1:46 pm

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I tried a 10 or 11 percent beer a little while ago and it was nasty as shit. Too much alcohol taste.
10/9/2013 5:49 pm

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. said:She has a very recessed maxilla and a long face i.e. her jaw and nose grew downward instead of outward. This is typical in jews.

She also has a sloped forehead which is rare for a women.

Do your children a favor, don't have sex with anyone who has a droopy nose, long or flat philtrum, or a sloped forehread. Or else your children will be genetic pieces of garbage who will hate you and their lives.

Shitty genetics all around leads to shitty aduly lives.



Except for the fact she isn't a Jew, great point.

http://www.ilonathepest.com/2008/06/jewish-museum-jewseum.html
10/8/2013 7:53 pm

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Nimrod said:Damage control much?



:facepalm:

Please tell me how I'm a secret heeb / Christian now.
10/8/2013 7:51 pm

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You're aware most if not all of these pictures are made by Gen-Y atheists on Reddit just making fun of fedora wearing nerds, right?

I know this is hard to believe, but not everything is a secret Jew conspiracy.
10/8/2013 3:18 pm

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I'd rather die a virgin than touch any of these fatties.

:trev:

Seriously, it's a testament to how out of touch with reality some people here are that think 5'7 and 140 pounds on a woman is hideously fat.

:lol:

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-33656-body-shape.htm?StartAt=48

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-16771-body-shape.htm?StartAt=47

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-33655-body-shape.htm?StartAt=49

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10/8/2013 3:16 pm

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. said:That is a legitimate "few extra pounds" type.



Few extra pounds, sure..."fat cow" who is about to die from a heart attack, no.

5'7" 150 pounds

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-33805-body-shape.htm?StartAt=17

5'7" 145 pounds

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-34861-body-shape.htm?StartAt=15

And so on:

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-36763-body-shape.htm?StartAt=23

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-35576-body-shape.htm?StartAt=26

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-35155-body-shape.htm?StartAt=29

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-33814-body-shape.htm?StartAt=42

"Would not hit, sharp knees."

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10/8/2013 2:55 pm

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. said:There's a difference between attractiveness and being a fat fucking cow.

Fat cow = Doesn't take care of her body, and most likely going to die from a fucking heart attack or something else in the near future. If she was ugly (in the face) and thin, she'd make a better match for a balding trev.



5'7" and 140 pounds is not a fat cow. Just sayin'.
10/8/2013 2:54 pm

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. said:Wife and I don't drink and once in a while we will split entree, but only at a lower end place and for lunch.

Seriously, after 20 years going out to dinner is a less ceremonial occasion but on a first date? You are right.

I saw a promising friendship melt down, 50ish friend, not a virgin but trouble meeting "nice" women, and an attractive woman same age. They start chatting at a BBQ, then after about five minutes, male friend goes into long rant ABOUT HOW HIS MOTHER WAS A BAD MOTHER, while the hen just sat there slackjawed. That was the end of that relationship.



Troof. NEVER badmouth your mother or other women you know early in a relationship. Will not go over well.
10/8/2013 2:44 pm

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I've been in a relationship almost a year now. I'll tell you how the flow of it started.

Our very first date, we already knew each other for a couple of months, we were to go to a show and then have dinner afterwards. The show was not cheap...I paid a combined ~$225 for the tickets for both with tax and everything. It was also an hour drive, which I also drove us to.

We planned this like three weeks in advance. She insisted from the getgo she wanted to pay for her ticket. Afterwards she insisted numerous more times, and still wanted to pay for hers the day of the show.

Naturally, since I was really into her, and I wanted to show her that, I told her no, it was my treat. So we saw the show, it was nice, then we went to dinner, to a pretty nice place on the water, and the bill ended up being probably around $100 to $125 by my estimation, but she grabbed the bill and paid for it even though I told her I was going to.

So I thought that was a pretty nice give and take...I was fine with her paying for the meal...in subsequent dates she paid for many meals and activities, and the first weekend trip we went on together she completely organized and paid for the bed & breakfast we went to, which was not a cheap place.

Nowadays since we've been together for quite some time, we typically pay based on whoever picks the restaurant, no hard and fast rules, but she pays plenty.

Like it or don't, it's de rigueur for the man to pony up for the first date. This isn't just some American concept, either. If you find someone decent you're really interested in, you have to put some work in and hope it pays off in kind.
8/15/2013 5:00 pm

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I honestly haven't seen many of his movies, but I really liked Sweet and Lowdown.
7/18/2013 2:27 pm

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Pickpockets are the WORST in Italy and Rome in particular. Me and everyone else I know who has been to multiple places in Europe all say Italy is the worst for thieves, at every level, even hotel room theft.

It's easy to not get ripped off if you know ahead of time (wear pants with zipper pockets inside, money belts, tucked in waistband wallets, etc.)

But it won't stop those fucking urchins from trying...if you have a backpack, sometimes you'll be walking along and when you get to your destination, you'll sit down and notice every zipper that isn't locked on your backpack will be open.
7/11/2013 7:32 pm

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Katalyst.nli said:Album of 10 pics:

http://imgur.com/a/SyIEo

http://i.imgur.com/aW6fszV.jpg



:shudder:

Nice sweat stains.

http://i.imgur.com/nM7aYF7.jpg
7/11/2013 7:20 pm

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A lot of the really fat ones have those mountain man beards for some reason.
7/11/2013 7:14 pm

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The whole brony subculture is the most terrifying of them all.

What mental illness compels you to jack off to and fantasize about having sex with cartoon horses meant for little girls?

JFC.
7/11/2013 6:49 pm

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You know what the common denominator is in all of these super dorks, and it's been mentioned before...they all have soft, feminine features by and large. Testosterone deficiency in all of them. I remember nerds back in school being the same way.
7/6/2013 4:48 pm

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Honestly I wouldn't date a woman who ate well done steak. Being compatible with little things like that are more important than you think.

One of the bonds and commonalities I share with my girlfriend is the fact we like the same kinds of foods and often end up ordering the same thing. She's from a family who used to cook for important social events and is a great cook herself, which anyone would find an attractive trait...anyone who eats well done steak is a moron with childlike tastes in food.
6/19/2013 4:16 pm

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6/19/2013 4:14 pm

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