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12/19/2013 12:14 am

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Honestly? No, not most of the time. Can't say I don't on occasion, but sometimes I just put my underwear back on and forget about it.

Usually having sex for me consists of laying back in bed with my girlfriend after it's over for an hour+ anyway, aside from the occasional afternoon thing.
12/16/2013 3:47 pm

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. said:you've been outed, faggot!
:emma:
time to stop living vicariously, at least in this thread, loser.



It's him. M / Mitch / LWGN has been around since FC.
12/16/2013 3:37 pm

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I had a K-31, sold it. Beautifully made rifles for the price, though. Amazing craftsmanship.
12/13/2013 7:54 pm

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. said:Thanks for the report from the 12th century.



Just wait for him to start posting huge paragraphs of shit now that no one will actually read, but he's compelled to post out of OCD.
12/13/2013 7:46 pm

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Jew Slayer said:In some cases where an hereditary estate ends up with a daughter as the heir, the man who marries her will take on her family's last name so that their offspring carry on the family name associated with the estate.

Outside of that, it really doesn't make much sense for a woman to retain her maiden name after marriage. It's like saying that she doesn't belong to her husband and isn't a part of his family.



Women don't belong to their husbands, you disability-receiving, jobless Alabama manlet.
12/13/2013 7:45 pm

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No. Not changing it is fine.

You taking hers (it's happened before,) or hyphenating both of your names...that's lame.

I had this discussion with my girlfriend not too long ago. (We are not close to nor are we getting married.)

She said she even thinks it's stupid when women hyphenate their names. She said she would change hers if she ever got married. She actually didn't even agree with me that it's okay not to change it.
12/6/2013 2:41 pm

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I was in Europe earlier this year and people were all over the streets of Paris and Dublin with those huge ugly fucking things too.
12/4/2013 3:24 pm

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I go inside McDonald's to take a piss on occasion when travelling. The food though? Bottom of the totem pole even for fast food in my opinion.
12/4/2013 2:31 pm

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Wow, this retard bought a Lear jet with only a $27 million jackpot? What a retard.

I wouldn't try to own a jet if I won $500 million.
11/27/2013 8:02 pm

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Chip said:I wonder if the DUI/Drug arrests with these women are a one time thing, or what?



DUI is probably the #1 thing these young, decent looking women get arrested for, in my experience of watching arrest reports, anyway.
11/27/2013 7:57 pm

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http://worldredeye.com/tag/madison-siegfried/

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https://twitter.com/MLeeSieg

Model for ABFAB living life shooting for the⭐s. Stylist for All Saints on Lincoln Rd Email mlsiegfried@gmail.com to set up a personal one on one styling apt!

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11/27/2013 7:53 pm

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http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Jamie_Bowman_14552424/?d=1

#1 Domestic Battery
STATUTE: 784.03(1)(A)(1) - Domestic

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Citrus/2013/8027.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Jacqueline_Anderson_14552490/?d=1

Charges
#1 NONMOVING TRAFFIC VIOL
STATUTE: 322.34.2a (S M)

BOND: $500

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Bradford/BCSO13JBN002722.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Mary_Bryan_14549669/?d=1

Charges
#1 POSS. MDMA

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Suwannee/2013/130001533.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Erin_Murray_14535595/?d=1

Charges
#1 DUI-UNLAW BLD ALCH: DUI ALCOHOL OR DRUGS
STATUTE: 316.193(1)

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Sarasota/png/201300014710.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Madison_Siegfried_14474769/?d=1

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Seminole/2013/201300012536.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Angela_Saucier_14437404/?d=1

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#1 BATTERY TOUCH OR STRIKE

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Brevard/13_11_11_337890.jpg
11/27/2013 3:21 pm

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Realistically they did quite well...why would Brits even tend to know that many states? Most Americans probably couldn't point out the area London is in on a map of England.
11/26/2013 6:12 pm

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. said:Women with pride in their appearance and the men that love them? That's who "gives a shit"



Yeah, because having trimmed pubes instead of being cleanly shaven is such a horrible thing.

:facepalm:

You trev dipshits probably also think eating pussy is "gay" like rappers do.

Hint: Aside from what you think is true based off of porn, which is where you get all your female knowledge from, most women don't shave clean. Deal with it.
11/26/2013 5:01 pm

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. said:I'm sorry but pussy hair is just fucking gross. If women are expected to shave the legs and arm pits, they damn well better shave their pussies.

REMINDER- nobody likes a hairy pussy :yak:



Yes they do.

And it never went away. My current girlfriend trims them down to very short...nothing sticking out or anything like that...but not shaved. Who gives a shit.

I've dated some girls in the past with way more hair.
11/19/2013 3:08 pm

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"Cock carousel."

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:dweeb:

"Black cocks."

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:dweeb:
11/14/2013 5:48 pm

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. said:Don't ask, just do it, shell stop you if she doesn't like it.



Yep. Pretty much every girlfriend I've ever had will sort of simply grab your head and pull you back up without saying anything if you start getting close to the area and she doesn't want you to do it.

My current girlfriend doesn't want it in the morning which I learned early on, so I don't even try anymore. Pretty much any other time when she isn't on her period, though, it's good to go.

11/14/2013 2:53 pm

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PeterGordon said:It's not the eating out, it's her reaction to it.



Both for me.

I love the smell, taste, and her reaction. Nothing like working your way down there with her underwear still on and biting and licking through them for a minute or two before taking them off.

The smell is primal thing...nothing like it. My girlfriend starts instantly moving her hips around and sort of starts gyrating around as soon as I actually start licking her. Then, like they all (in my experience) do, start grabbing the back of your head when they start to orgasm.

I have to reiterate I love the smell, though, drives me insane. When she gets really wet and I first take off her underwear, that smell alone can make me aroused. You can also smell it in doggystyle on occasion...or sometimes in the morning if it's chilly and we have sex under the blankets I can smell it. Ungh.
11/14/2013 2:32 pm

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Um...why do I have to tell her? I just do it.
11/13/2013 7:09 pm

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To angry dot:

Why are you so batshit insane obsessed with who women date, anyway? You make dozens of threads a week on this subject.

Let me guess: You're angry at women because they don't pay any attention to you? Where else would this constant seething anger stem from?
11/13/2013 6:14 pm

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. said:Prove it. I want some visual proof of an older women getting a good looking man who is under 40, has all of his hair, is tall, has money, etc.



Do you live in the sticks? You can walk anywhere in the city and see obvious 30+ women with good looking men.

:facepalm:

0/10 retarded, tired troll.
11/11/2013 1:34 am

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I've driven past the subdivision he lives in before. Ironically, it's surrounded by trailer parks. (no troll, Google Earth it, in a place called Anthony, Florida.)
11/8/2013 4:42 pm

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http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Lindsay_Salle_14054800/?d=1

Charges
#1 TRAFFIC OFFENSE-DUI ALCOHOL OR DRUGS 1ST OFF

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Collier/201300008262.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Sharley_Roman_14041952/?d=1

Charges
#1 STOLEN PROP-DEAL IN
#2 FRAUD FALSE OWNER INFO PAWN ITEMS LES

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Brevard/13_09_18_336988.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Emilee_Anderson_14036350/?d=1

Charges
#1 FAILURE TO APPEAR
STATUTE: 843.15.1b (F M)

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Santarosa/SRSO13JBN004944.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Rachel_Vath_14035728/?d=1

Charges
#1 BURGL-WITH ASSAULT OR BATTERY
STATUTE: 810.02-2A ( F)

BOND: $2000

NOTES: BURGLARY WITH ASSAULT AND BATTERY

#2 BATTERY-TOUCH OR STRIKE
STATUTE: 784.03-1A1 ( M)

BOND: $250

NOTES: SIMPLE BATTERY

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Marion/2013/1300036753.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Allison_Stovall_14029691/?d=1

Charges
#1 Trespass After Warning
STATUTE: 810.08TW

BOND: $500

#2 Resist Arrest Without Violence
STATUTE: 843.02

BOND: $500

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Flagler/2013/2013-00002021.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Trisha_Beddia_14028420/?d=1

Charges
#1 LARC RETAIL THEFT 300 DOLS MORE 1ST O
#2 DRUGS-POSSESS CNTRL SUB WO PRESCRIPTI
#3 NARCOTIC EQUIP-POSSESS AND OR USE

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Brevard/13_09_14_334774.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Mai_Tran_14001834/?d=1

Charges
#1 DUI - DRIVING WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE
STATUTE: 316.193(1)-2 (FIRST DEGREE MISDEMEANOR)

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Orange/13032887.jpg
11/8/2013 4:39 pm

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http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Jody_Halladay_14190398/?d=1

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#1 SHOPLIFTING - PETIT THEFT FROM MERCHANT 2ND OFF
STATUTE: 812.015-2801

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Palmbeach/2013/2013042577.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Gabriella_Govaeea_14139634/?d=1

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#1 MARIJUANA-POSS NOT MORE THAN 20 GRAMS

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Collier/201300008755.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Rebecca_Lee_14112835/?d=1

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#1 GRAND THEFT THIRD DEGREE ($300 - $5,000)
STATUTE: THEF2001 (3 F)

BOND: $2000

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Hillsborough/2013/13042762.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Alexis_Courtney_14072639/?d=1

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#1 FTA - DWLSR (J HERR)

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Seminole/2013/201300010661.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Michaela_Read_14055638/?d=1

Charges
#1 PROB VIOLATION
STATUTE: 948.06 (N M)

#2 PROB VIOLATION
STATUTE: 948.06 (N M)

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Santarosa/SRSO13JBN005011.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Amber_Orsini_14053875/?d=1

Charges
#1 RETAIL THEFT
STATUTE: 812.015.1

BOND: $150


http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pasco/000197864.jpg
11/8/2013 4:33 pm

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http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Jennifer_Kirkham_14349277/?d=1

Charges
#1 SIMPLE BATTERY
STATUTE: 784.03.1a1

BOND: $150

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pasco/000199621.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Samantha_Mccarthy_14274967/?d=1

Charges
#1 FAILURE TO APPEAR -
STATUTE: 843.15-3163

BOND: $4000

#2 FAILURE TO APPEAR -
STATUTE: 843.15-3163

BOND: $2000

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Palmbeach/2013/2013044627.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Nicole_Merchant_14263088/?d=1

Occupation: STUDENT MASSAGE THERAPY
Charges
#1 DUI-UNLAW BLD ALCH: DUI ALCOHOL OR DRUGS
STATUTE: 316.193(1)

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Sarasota/png/201300013816.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Ashley_Burbach_14243078/?d=1

Charges
#1 POSSESSION OF CANNABIS NOT MORE THAN 20 GRAMS
STATUTE: 893.13(6)(b)

BOND: $2500

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Volusia/911363.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Hillary_Holland_14222772/?d=1

Charges
#1 BATTERY
BOND: $1500


http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Dade/2013/130065567.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Heather_Triplett_14198654/?d=1

Charges
#1 ACC-UNATTENDED VEH OR PROP WO LEAVING ID
STATUTE: 316.063-1

#2 DUI AND DAMAGE PROPERTY
STATUTE: 316.193-3c1

#3 DWLSR
STATUTE: 322.34-2a

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Okaloosa/119257.jpg
 

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