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Posts by Monty_Burns

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8/20/2010 2:23 am

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Prime example:

http://www.phonelosers.org/media/Mark_Knofler_01_Amanda_White.mp3?phpMyAdmin=10c4a8582act2e83b170

Easily one of the most well-crafted prank calls in history to what sounds like a :whitetrash:
8/19/2010 3:00 am

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Those pan flutes made out of edible wax.

:lol:

You would actually play with it for about 5 minutes, then just eat the wax, or at least chew on it.
8/19/2010 2:35 am

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. said:Even a few acres requires hired hands. 61 acres is not for hobbyists.

-Knows a lot of farmers



Yeah...this guy with the 20 acre blueberry farm I'm talking about had quite a few pickers working for him (Mexicans) and a couple of other white guys I know that did other shit.
8/19/2010 2:27 am

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Dude. I think you're seriously underestimating what it takes to run a farm. 61 acres is a LOT of land that requires a ton of maintenance. I know a guy who grows blueberries for a living on a smaller piece of land than that, I think 20 acres. That shit is a fulltime job when they're in swing. His picking season just ended a few weeks ago (Florida.)

Sure, you can make money with a farm, but it takes knowing how to run it. People may think farmers are rubes, but they still know what they're doing. Just "having help from some family" doesn't cut it unless they plan on being there many hours a day to do things.
8/19/2010 2:16 am

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yari II said:I know some. I have family in the business who will help. I am well aware that it isn't easy. Mother Nature is a bitch. However, the farming part is only half of what I would be doing with the land. I have several options.



Well, okay. If you're not actually planning on making money with the farm, that's one thing. Otherwise you'll need fulltime employees and a helluva lot of headaches.
8/19/2010 2:07 am

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I know from experience, growing a 50' x 50' garden plot is work enough. 61 acre farm? That would take workers, equipment, capital, etcetera.
8/19/2010 2:04 am

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Do you know jack shit about running a farm? I'm going to guess not. That isn't exactly a simple operation.
8/17/2010 2:02 am

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dotmatrix said:Is this real? It's not something I'd heard of before FC. The videos are bizarre...but I feel like it might be a set-up. I've only been to a couple bachelorette parties, and they were boring and uneventful.



There's no "might" about it. They're fake. They're porno movies produced by major porn studios.
8/14/2010 3:31 pm

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7734 said: :lol: Dayum, no troll that would be 3 days food for me.



And it would still be way too many carbs for 3 days.
8/5/2010 1:40 am

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Arguing about handgun calibers is a futile waste of time. All of the popular rounds work similarly, discounting absolute shit like .25ACP. Shot placement is what counts.
8/3/2010 9:34 pm

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It's some kind of Mexican food truck. You can see the word "elotes" right on the side, which is a popular Mexican street food corn on the cob thing. The video is probably from California.
7/26/2010 1:08 pm

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I like how she's apparently in COMPLETE CONTROL of her parents at 11 years old. What fucking morons. Says she's not "logging off the internet?" FUCKING MAKE HER, DUMBSHITS. Who the fuck lets their 11 year old get a lip piercing? Complete white trash.
7/22/2010 11:11 pm

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. said:bullshit



Letting your ELEVEN YEAR OLD have a webcam and letting her post videos to Youtube full of cursing and threats is real great parenting.

How fucking stupid are her parents? That question has already been answered.

Eleven year olds shouldn't be on social networking sites or allowed to make Youtube videos.
7/22/2010 10:32 pm

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. said:lulz at the idiot 'security expert'. What a fat dyke.




:lol:

What a fucking joke she is. That's some stupid bitch who got a "computer degree" in 1974 from some random shit college.


7/22/2010 10:25 pm

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I like how they're portraying her and her white trash parents as the ultimate victims.

The reality is, her parents are 100 percent to blame for everything that happened.
7/22/2010 2:03 am

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m said:Shit comes on the box when I'm sitting in bars. If it sounds interesting, I grab the nearest chick and make her write down the name of the song on a card.



That works. There's a neat app for smartphones now that does that, too. Couple of them, actually. I use Shazam.

http://www.shazam.com/
7/22/2010 2:00 am

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To be honest, I have no idea who Silversun Pickups or 30 Seconds to Mars even are.
7/22/2010 1:45 am

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The Smiths and New Order albums are good. The rest is...meh.

I fucking HATE 4 non blondes. HATE THEM. I hated that godawful single in the 90's they had.

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Chris Isaak is alright, I guess, but I'd never buy any of his albums.
7/19/2010 11:18 pm

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. said:LINK?
:monkey: :pipe:



I linked it earlier in the thread. I don't completely buy into it, because there wasn't a long term study done, etcetera.

http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/magazine-archive/2010/july/food/protein-drinks/whats-in-your-protein-drink/index.htm
7/19/2010 11:17 pm

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. said:So then how much do you take throughout the day?



Just twice. Breakfast and post workout. 1.5 scoops each time.

Edit:

Sometimes I also take some after I get home from work.
7/19/2010 11:04 pm

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. said:I use EAS Myoplex and there's Chocolate Lover's box that comes direct or via web outlets that isn't bad. I'm able to mix most EAS shakes with water and it's fine. Myoplex Deluxe has 46 grams of protein.



Myoplex was also the worst in that study of heavy metals in whey protein.

:lol:

7/19/2010 11:01 pm

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. said:So how do you know it is helping/working for you?



It's not magic, and it doesn't work instantly. It's protein. You're not gonna see the results after using it for a day, or even a week. We know protein builds muscle. Protein supplements aren't a scam like 95 percent of the shit out there. Protein shouldn't even be referred to as a supplement, in the traditional sense. It's food. The other noted benefit of supplementing protein is the fact that, as it helps build muscle, it also speeds recovery.

Without really, really trying to, it's highly, highly unlikely anyone who actually works out hard and works out frequently gets enough protein without taking powder. Not to mention, even if they DO get enough in the day, are they taking it at the right time for maximum benefit, and are they eating the best kind.

I.E. casein protein, which many people refer to as the "bedtime" protein, as it globs up in your stomach and digests slower than whey, isn't optimal to take after a workout.

As for the effectiveness based on grams of protein per pound of bodyweight, people will say different things. The RDA value for protein is way, WAY low for anyone who is the least bit active. I'm not going to look them up, but you can google studies done by various (real) universities that did scientific testing on protein intake, which proves what basic medical science already knows: eating more protein helps build muscle faster and recover faster. The control groups were worse off than the people eating 2+grams a day of protein per pound of bodyweight.
7/19/2010 10:49 pm

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. said:When's the best time to use powder?

Say I lift in the evening time. When should i take the stuff?

not trolling.



Whey protein is the king of post-workout protein. It's the fastest absorbing protein, so people typically take it from zero to 30 minutes after lifting to get the greatest effect.

I think most people recommend eating it an hour or two before a workout, as well, but I don't do that, as I also work out at night and always eat a whole food meal at that time.

7/19/2010 10:46 pm

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JesusNEVERexisted said:Right you can feel an increase in bulk/strength with whey protein or other protein powders but over time I found that I can get basically the same feeling from good food.

Plus all the protein can lead to farting and upset stomach sometimes for some people.



Well, I agree with you there. You don't NEED protein powder, but it sure as hell makes things easier. I don't feel like making eggs or chicken every time I want or need some protein. And I'd rather slam back a 1/4 cup of milk and some chocolate whey (it actually tastes good) after a workout.

Thankfully, I'm not someone with lactose intolerance or otherwise has problems digesting it.
7/19/2010 10:41 pm

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. said:My own experience is that human intestines are made to absorb food and that most chemical protein mixtures aren't really absorbable...you'll shit them out unused.


I'd rather put that money into good quality food.



Whey protein powder is quite easily absorbed, and quickly. That's why it's popular, and it's known to work. This is not a rumor, it's a fact.
 

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