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8/20/2010 2:41 am

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. said: :lol:



I love it when he says "You wanna buy some crank?" at the end.

:lol:
8/20/2010 2:40 am

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The erector set one to an old guy was always one of my favorites.

http://www.phonelosers.org/media/Mark_Knofler_13_Linwood_erector_set.mp3?phpMyAdmin=10c4a8582act2e83b170
8/20/2010 2:33 am

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Here they are. Good shit.

http://www.phonelosers.org/hotel/
8/20/2010 2:26 am

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"Mark" calls a black guy. Good times.

http://www.phonelosers.org/media/Mark_Knofler_06_Charlie.mp3?phpMyAdmin=10c4a8582act2e83b170
8/20/2010 2:23 am

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Prime example:

http://www.phonelosers.org/media/Mark_Knofler_01_Amanda_White.mp3?phpMyAdmin=10c4a8582act2e83b170

Easily one of the most well-crafted prank calls in history to what sounds like a :whitetrash:
8/19/2010 3:00 am

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Those pan flutes made out of edible wax.

:lol:

You would actually play with it for about 5 minutes, then just eat the wax, or at least chew on it.
8/19/2010 2:35 am

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. said:Even a few acres requires hired hands. 61 acres is not for hobbyists.

-Knows a lot of farmers



Yeah...this guy with the 20 acre blueberry farm I'm talking about had quite a few pickers working for him (Mexicans) and a couple of other white guys I know that did other shit.
8/19/2010 2:27 am

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Dude. I think you're seriously underestimating what it takes to run a farm. 61 acres is a LOT of land that requires a ton of maintenance. I know a guy who grows blueberries for a living on a smaller piece of land than that, I think 20 acres. That shit is a fulltime job when they're in swing. His picking season just ended a few weeks ago (Florida.)

Sure, you can make money with a farm, but it takes knowing how to run it. People may think farmers are rubes, but they still know what they're doing. Just "having help from some family" doesn't cut it unless they plan on being there many hours a day to do things.
8/19/2010 2:16 am

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yari II said:I know some. I have family in the business who will help. I am well aware that it isn't easy. Mother Nature is a bitch. However, the farming part is only half of what I would be doing with the land. I have several options.



Well, okay. If you're not actually planning on making money with the farm, that's one thing. Otherwise you'll need fulltime employees and a helluva lot of headaches.
8/19/2010 2:07 am

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I know from experience, growing a 50' x 50' garden plot is work enough. 61 acre farm? That would take workers, equipment, capital, etcetera.
8/19/2010 2:04 am

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Do you know jack shit about running a farm? I'm going to guess not. That isn't exactly a simple operation.
8/17/2010 2:02 am

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dotmatrix said:Is this real? It's not something I'd heard of before FC. The videos are bizarre...but I feel like it might be a set-up. I've only been to a couple bachelorette parties, and they were boring and uneventful.



There's no "might" about it. They're fake. They're porno movies produced by major porn studios.
8/14/2010 3:31 pm

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7734 said: :lol: Dayum, no troll that would be 3 days food for me.



And it would still be way too many carbs for 3 days.
8/7/2010 2:50 am

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I can't fucking stand _anything_ about her. Her voice, her goblin body, or the fact she styles herself as a "celebrity chef."

She should be doing a cooking segment on a local news station in Canton, Ohio at best. Why stupid housewives have bought into this bitch wholesale is beyond me.
8/5/2010 1:40 am

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Arguing about handgun calibers is a futile waste of time. All of the popular rounds work similarly, discounting absolute shit like .25ACP. Shot placement is what counts.
8/3/2010 9:34 pm

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It's some kind of Mexican food truck. You can see the word "elotes" right on the side, which is a popular Mexican street food corn on the cob thing. The video is probably from California.
7/26/2010 1:08 pm

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I like how she's apparently in COMPLETE CONTROL of her parents at 11 years old. What fucking morons. Says she's not "logging off the internet?" FUCKING MAKE HER, DUMBSHITS. Who the fuck lets their 11 year old get a lip piercing? Complete white trash.
7/22/2010 11:11 pm

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. said:bullshit



Letting your ELEVEN YEAR OLD have a webcam and letting her post videos to Youtube full of cursing and threats is real great parenting.

How fucking stupid are her parents? That question has already been answered.

Eleven year olds shouldn't be on social networking sites or allowed to make Youtube videos.
7/22/2010 10:32 pm

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. said:lulz at the idiot 'security expert'. What a fat dyke.




:lol:

What a fucking joke she is. That's some stupid bitch who got a "computer degree" in 1974 from some random shit college.


7/22/2010 10:25 pm

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I like how they're portraying her and her white trash parents as the ultimate victims.

The reality is, her parents are 100 percent to blame for everything that happened.
7/22/2010 2:03 am

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m said:Shit comes on the box when I'm sitting in bars. If it sounds interesting, I grab the nearest chick and make her write down the name of the song on a card.



That works. There's a neat app for smartphones now that does that, too. Couple of them, actually. I use Shazam.

http://www.shazam.com/
7/22/2010 2:00 am

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To be honest, I have no idea who Silversun Pickups or 30 Seconds to Mars even are.
7/22/2010 1:45 am

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The Smiths and New Order albums are good. The rest is...meh.

I fucking HATE 4 non blondes. HATE THEM. I hated that godawful single in the 90's they had.

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Chris Isaak is alright, I guess, but I'd never buy any of his albums.
7/19/2010 11:18 pm

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. said:LINK?
:monkey: :pipe:



I linked it earlier in the thread. I don't completely buy into it, because there wasn't a long term study done, etcetera.

http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/magazine-archive/2010/july/food/protein-drinks/whats-in-your-protein-drink/index.htm
7/19/2010 11:17 pm

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. said:So then how much do you take throughout the day?



Just twice. Breakfast and post workout. 1.5 scoops each time.

Edit:

Sometimes I also take some after I get home from work.
 

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