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10/30/2010 3:49 pm

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One of the dumbest things I can think of is putting a few capfuls of gunpowder from my dad's gun case into a glass jar (along with an action figure) and throwing it into the fireplace. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking on that one. The glass exploded everywhere, including a piece that hit me in the face, causing a small bleeding laceration. Could have been bad news if it hit me in the eye. At the very least, I would have had to seen the doctor about it, then make up some kind of lie about how it happened.

My parents were gone somewhere, and if I recall, I got it all cleaned up JUST as they were coming back home.
10/19/2010 4:27 pm

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She refers to herself as being part of "queer society" or something in her blog.
9/27/2010 11:01 pm

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THE_BRICK said:APPROVES THIS 'FREAD. NUFF RESPECT TO OP.



:digtbk:

That was me. I can still edit the post.
9/27/2010 9:32 pm

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I just know that something good is gonna happen.
9/26/2010 8:03 pm

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She still has pictures of her ex-husband on her MySpace page.

:lol:

http://www.myspace.com/suthrnxtacee22

9/22/2010 2:43 am

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The primary thing I like about having a CCW is the fact you can buy handguns without waiting three days. I enjoy that more than actually CCWing.
9/22/2010 2:41 am

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. said:Where is Mitch? He likes revolvers.



Anyone who knows what's what likes revolvers.

The next thing I want to get is a Ruger .44 magnum, one of the cheap ones. Tough as fuck and cheap.
9/22/2010 2:39 am

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. said:Get a holster, whatever you do. Ignore the fucking movies.



They make flat pocket holsters just for LCP's. You'd be insane not to use one, yes.
9/22/2010 2:36 am

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Seriously though, I have a CCW, but I can literally count the number of times I've carried on two hands, mostly when I first got it.

I know you should be "prepared for any situation," but the fact is, I live in a nice place, and I'm just not assed to bother with it.
9/22/2010 2:35 am

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bensa said:Monty Burns,

How many people have you shot with it?



Today?

:lol:
9/22/2010 2:31 am

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This, my friends, is a real man's CCW. Loaded avec Speer Gold Dot +P's. Although you could man it up a notch and make it a .357. Have you ever shot a .357 featherweight revolver, though? Not fun, but certainly more effective. The .357 scandiums just aren't a good option for comfort.


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9/22/2010 2:18 am

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In any case, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of 7 shots of +P .380. Shit like Gold Dots are as powerful as normal pressure .38 special more or less.

I'll post a pic of my 642 in a sec.
9/22/2010 2:03 am

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. said:You want something big enough to stop the fight. A .380 isn't it.

Sorry.



.380ACP isn't THAT bad, really. Although I'd still rather have my 642 for a variety of reasons, chiefly reliability.
9/10/2010 9:18 pm

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floor_pisser said: :lol: sabra price is right.

IS APPLE GUTS! SAME THING! TALK TO PRODUCER!



Points for referring to the old Sabra Price is Right skit with Tom Hanks.
9/10/2010 2:01 am

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floor_pisser said:a small handful. beyond the reach of 95% of consumers, though.



Where the fuck do you live? I pass by fresh fruit and vegetable stands all over the fucking place.
9/2/2010 11:10 pm

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JesusNEVERexisted said:So even the teenagers don't do deadlifts and squats??



Fuck no. They do less than anyone else. Groups of three or four of them come in and just shit around for a while in-between texting.

They all text constantly. ALL OF THEM. Shit is disturbing. Sometimes I wonder if they text each other while they're standing there.
9/2/2010 10:56 pm

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Oh, and there are teenagers that come in and do chest and arms 5 days a week. Some do bench press every day. One of these people in particular frequently goes the same time I do.

He always does a shitload more weight than he can possibly manage to do one rep on, then asks for a spot. He was trying to do 75 pound dumbbell shoulder presses the other day and asked me for a spot. He wasn't doing shit.
9/2/2010 10:53 pm

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JesusNEVERexisted said:So at your gym you would estimate about 90% of the men don't do deadlifts and about 80% of the men don't do squats?



Eh. It's probably even worse than that. Free weight squatters? I can count them on ten fingers, of the people I see, of course. Obviously I'm not at the gym 16 hours a day that it's open, but depending on my schedule, I go at different times. So, I've been there many, many hours at different times of day, and virtually no one free weight squats aside from maybe 10, out of hundreds.

There's plate-loaded squat more people use, where you put the plates on, stand up, push out a lever, and squat. It's bullshit and easy, so of course more people use that.

Deadlifts, no one does but maybe 5 on a regular basis, that I can see. Very, very few. People apparently just don't realize the benefits of deadlifts and squats.

Most guys go to the gym without knowing shit and go straight to isolation exercises without doing the first mass building, full body exercises. That's the fact at every gym across the globe. You see new people come and go straight to like, dumbbell curls.
9/2/2010 10:45 pm

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. said:Women benefit from those, too, with lighter weights.



There is a grand total of about two women at my gym out of a shitload who actually do olympic lifts. They both have grrrrrrrrreat bodies, too.

For that matter, there are hardly any other men who do deadlifts, and maybe twice as many who actually do squats.

Actual conversation overheard recently from a 5'5 guido-looking guy with a shaved head, huge arms and chest, and beanpole lower body: "I don't trust squats, you'll just end up getting hurt."
9/2/2010 10:40 pm

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JesusNEVERexisted said:There's no fucking point in going then! Those are 2 of the key exercises for men!



They say it's too much of a liability or something. Oh, and some of them say that deadlifting hurts the floor.

:lol:
9/2/2010 10:37 pm

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atlanta rrr whitey said:24 hr gyms are queer gyms.



There are lots of nightmare stories of chain gyms like that on bb.com forums. Some of them don't even let you do basic shit like deadlifts and squats.

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&q=gym+doesn%27t+allow+deadlifts&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=44cb7de2a9c62061
9/2/2010 10:35 pm

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No, never had pain doing deadlifts. The only nagging pain I get is in my right shoulder on occasion while doing shoulder exercises.

I dunno much about injury cures as they pertain to weightlifting.
9/2/2010 10:31 pm

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JesusNEVERexisted said:How much was your best deadlift and about how much you weigh?

MontyBurns, same question.



I weigh 205 at 5'11 pounds and I don't do more than 385. I plateau'd hard at 315 pounds for a long time. I have no aspirations or intentions of being in any kind of competition. I'm just your average gym-goer with slightly more knowledge and frequency of workouts.

I could probably do one messy rep of like, 415 or something. Definitely not more than once. I honestly have no reason to do more, and I couldn't without eating and training for it. I'd be more happy with an endurance feat of 315 x 20 or something.

That 155 pound asian guy pretty well has me beat in anything and everything. I can only bench press somewhere in the area of 240.
9/2/2010 10:22 pm

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. said:No, arching the back & using the legs while bench pressing is what pseudo powerlifters do to compensate for their lack of strength.

I used to bench press by bringing my feet off of the floor and bending my knees up towards my torso and THEN doing my reps. That's true lifting. It forces you to use only your upper body for the lift.

Also, when I belonged to Gold's Gym, I saw a number of people who weren't physically large who could do 1 rep deadlifts of enormous weight. The deadlift is one of those exercises that aren't very difficult to do and are amenable for lifting large amounts of weight. Same goes for seated leg presses - just about anyone can do more weight on that lift than they'd expect.



That IS how powerlifters bench press. Maybe they didn't 20 years ago, but they do now.

Of course seated leg presses are bullshit that you can cheat 900 pounds on by doing 1/10th of a rep.

Go find how many 155 pound people at your gym who can deadlift 475 pounds properly, though. I'm SURE you're going to find tons.
9/2/2010 10:19 pm

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JesusNEVERexisted said:I've always done squats without going all the way down so your are 180 degrees parallel to the ground and never gotten hurt.

I may do one rep with perfect form out of 10 or 15 total but the rest aren't.

I also run UPHILL to keep my legs strong and that obviously helps.



Yeah, I mean, this stuff is all sorta up for debate and probably varies from person to person. I do incline treadmill as well. Lately I start at 3.5 speed and 3.0 incline, and incline one increment up 5 minutes or so. I go for 20-30 minutes depending if I'm going to switch over to elliptical afterwards. I typically don't go more than 7.0 incline. Occasionally for like the last minute I'll crank it up higher.
 

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