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11/1/2010 4:25 am

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Oh no, you got me. I work for McDonald's. BUSTED! Fuck! I never thought anyone would find out! I hope you don't call every McDonald's in Clearwater trying to get me fired! I can't lose this job!
11/1/2010 4:11 am

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In this sense, far left libs and far right republicans are exactly the same. If you don't tow their line one hundred percent, hook, line, and sinker, you're not with them. You MUST be a sleeper agent for the other side!

I get accused of being a far right republican every time I try to argue with the leftist hipsters on Fark. Argue with a fundie here or on a gun messageboard, and you get accused of being a leftist.

The far ends of the spectrum both draw out the lunatics and fanatics.
11/1/2010 4:05 am

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kirby said:So you own a few guns, doesnt mean shit.

:mittens:



:lol:

I have a real job, too. How's the low end car flipping biz?
11/1/2010 4:03 am

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Picture for :cletus:

Sorry for the nonsensical pic - my Glock 22, along with the ammo box that was easiest to get to, full of .223. There's Hornady ballistic tip, 500 rounds of Wolf, and a few hundred rounds of Remington UMC.

I have about 12 ammo cans of ammunition in different calibers, just like most left wingers, right? Most left wingers love guns and target shooting like I do. You can always run over to the local shooting range and find SO MANY democrats to talk business with.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/797/forretard.png
11/1/2010 3:53 am

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. said:The whole Tea Party movement is based on smaller gov't/fiscal conservatism

social issues have been relegated to the back

yea, a lot of the Tea Party is probably anti-abortion and conservative on social issues, but they certainly have not run on those issues

you on the other hand are the stereotypical batshit leftist cunt - you're an anti-semite leftist who needs their skull caved in with a cinder block

go suck on Jon Stewart's cock you filthy piece of shit



:lol:

I hate Jon Stewart and the stupid faces he makes. I haven't watched The Daily Show since back when it was non-political and Craig Kilborn was the host.

I'm also not an anti-semite, I happen to like many Jewish people. What I don't like is our blind support of Israel. And how many batshift leftist cunts own guns and voted for Dubya in 2000?

Want me to post some pictures of guns just to make you look like a moron?
11/1/2010 3:43 am

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. said:I'll see you one O'Donnell and raise you a Hank Johnson.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20001567-503544.html

Do you think he's still worried that Guam might tip over if we send troops there? :lol:

He makes O'Donnell look like fucking Einstein.



Never heard of this guy, but I'm sure he's a moron.
11/1/2010 3:41 am

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. said:Palin isn't running for anything. Do you need any more distractions to build straw men from? Or are you saying all the Tea Party candidates are just like her?

Great. Every Democrat is a Charlie Rangel or Maxine Waters. Sure, we'll go along with that. :lol:



Anyone willing to label themselves as a member of the Tea Party knows what they're getting themselves into. Yeah, they don't all believe the same things. I realize that. If there were some Tea Party guy on a local ballot here, and I liked his ideas more than the other guy's, I'd vote for him. I'm registered independent, I don't vote party lines. Most of the time there isn't even an independent to vote for, so it's a moot point. Shit, I voted for Dubya in 2000, but not 2004.

I just don't like the fundie, aww-shucks, Cletus image the Tea Party has. On a candidate to candidate basis, I'm sure some are fine.
11/1/2010 3:27 am

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. said:We already have the black but just as incompetent Jimmy Carter Obama and the Pelosi/Reid duo of idiots. It can't get any worse than that.

It's NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE.



At the very least, it can get just as stupid.

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11/1/2010 3:20 am

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. said:You people whining about the Tea Party. That's which people.

I have a feeling it's going to be a bad week for you. :lol:



Yeah, it might be, were I explicitly against it. Mainly I disagree with them on social issues. I don't buy into all that fundie horseshit. I don't give a fuck if gays marry, or women get abortions. This is the kind of inane shit teabadgers get up in arms about. Absolute morons like Sarah Palin and O'Donnell being heralded as goddesses of the teabadgers doesn't make them look any more intelligent, either.

I didn't vote for Obama or McCain. I'd rather some of the more moderate tea party win over some far left Obama yes-men. It'll be hilarious if Harry Reid and Pelosi lose.

Again, you can't place me into one of your neatly packaged democgraphics. I don't go in for stupidassed hippies or cletii.
11/1/2010 3:03 am

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. said:You folks are going to have a LONG week. :lol:



Do please explain who I am, in reference to "you people."

Hint: I own a lot of guns, and I'm not a registered democrat. Please put me into a neatly packaged demographic, will you?
11/1/2010 1:41 am

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. said:Have you ever been in a medical research facility? You're giving your money to Israel by proxy. In the US it's a bigger scam than housing.

Look at any real relevant work, it's all out of the UK. In the US, all jew, all the time. Just write a grant proposal, get 12 dollar assistants and one hundred thousand mice. Add, rinse, repeat.



Yeah, I hear you. I don't disagree. It's all being pissed away to some degree.
11/1/2010 1:32 am

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. said:So you voted for Crist because you believe he's going to stop aid to Israel and spend it on embryonic stem cell research?

Tell me he's really campaigning on this. No wonder he got his ass kicked in the primary.



I don't know what the fuck Crist is campaigning on. I just know what Rubio is campaigning for, and it smells a helluva lot like teabadger fundie shit to me.

Thankfully some of that shit I actually support, so things could be worse.
11/1/2010 1:30 am

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maqbas_theReal_deal1 said:Rick Scott is a worhtless criminal scumbag piece of shit.

Are you kidding me?



Like I said, he's no prize, but Alex "Obama is the man to fix this country" Sink? You're going to vote for that?

:lol:
11/1/2010 1:24 am

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. said:Nice dodge. :lol:

Can't answer the question, I see.



I'd say medical research is pretty goddamn worthwhile for federal money. What the fuck else are we wasting it on, pissing it away in the middle east and giving money to Israel?
11/1/2010 1:23 am

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If Rubio wins, fine...ultimately not a big deal, I'm in line with several of his opinions. It's better than Meek winning, but not as good as Crist, as I don't tow the far-right bullshit.

Really, what to worry about for Florida is this Sink cunt winning. Rick Scott might not be a prize either, but she stands a good chance of winning.
11/1/2010 1:15 am

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. said:I support it. More stem cell R&D gets done in the US than anywhere else. Remind me again why I want the federal govt to fund it?



That has nothing to do with why Fundio opposes it. He opposes it for the same reason he wants to force women to get an ultrasound before they get an abortion, because he's a dumbfuck holy roller.
11/1/2010 1:09 am

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. said:I guess if federal funding of stem cell research is your hot button you have to go with it. Unfortunately for you, most people have other priorities.



Anyone who doesn't support medical research because they think Jesus opposes is it, is a fucking moron.

:doublewide:
11/1/2010 1:08 am

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kirby said:Mostly cause he's conservative~.

But hey, you probably voted for a few candidates just because their the same RACE as you.



That's why I liked Crist. He was conservative where I gave a shit about conservative things (gun rights, economy,) and liberal in other areas (i.e. not being a fundie dumbfuck about gays, abortion, or stem cell research.)
11/1/2010 12:59 am

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kirby said::clap:

Amazing. You want a cookie?

Here gramps, here gramps! Don't trip on your walker! I have an HFCS enticed cookier JUST FOR YOU

:mittens:



I'm 31, get a grip.

:mexican:

You probably voted for Rubio just because he's hispanic.
11/1/2010 12:58 am

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. said:Rubio has got to be OK if Obamoids are so terrified of him that they tried to get the african democrat candidate to drop out.



Fundie dumbfucks are never "okay."

I've always like Crist because he's been good for gun laws and other shit, while supporting things like stem cell research.
11/1/2010 12:54 am

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:lol:

Marco Rubio says "safer place when America is strongest country in the world."
11/1/2010 12:50 am

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. said:Rubio is not a fundie

nice try

+19 :lol:

Marco Rubio - remember the name



Sounds like a fundie to me.

http://www.ontheissues.org/social/Marco_Rubio_Abortion.htm

Doesn't support medical research, and wants to require women to get an ultrasound before an abortion.
11/1/2010 12:16 am

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kirby said:Fuck Crist.



So, you'd rather have that fundie retard win, or Kendrick Meek?

Crist signed more than a few worthwhile laws here during his tenure. And he's neither republican nor democrat, which is good to me.
10/31/2010 9:50 pm

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Fuck, I don't want that little backwards Cuban midget winning. I really, really hope Crist wins, but meh.
10/30/2010 3:51 pm

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former_bartender said:You must be about my age. When I was kid, pretty much all me and my friends did was set fires and blow shit up.

Used to make small bombs out of gunpowder my Dad had for his shotgun shell reloads. Amazed I didn't get maimed.

We never lit fires for the sake or burning anything down, but we routinely let fires get out of control in fields and vacant lots.

For some reason, we hated golf courses. Used to pour gas on the putting greens in a pattern of circles. I don't know what we had against the golf course.



Oh, I used to make cherry bombs that were pretty damn powerful. I used fax paper rolls, filled them, covered the ends with glue and newspaper, and used a fuse from bottle rockets. We used to put them under coffee cans and set them off. The coffee cans would fly about 40 feet in the air. My dad actually knew I did that, though, and didn't mind. I was like 12 at the time.
 

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