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12/2/2010 6:54 pm

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DAS BUT said:The house was recommended for us to take by this non-profit group called "shelter"
The house has been abandoned for about3 years or even more by the looks of things. If cornelius wants his stuff back, he can have it back. But I want the suits. He had left them for 3 years, it's only assumed that he doesn't have use for them. It's also not the only property that he owns, I know that much. On the plus side, repairs are being made to an ill-standing house and 2 brit kids are off the streets.



"SOMEONE WHO LEAVES ITEMS ALONE FOR 3 YEARS MEANS I OWN THEM."

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:crybaby:

Rallying cry of the retard who can't buy his own things, and wants to live off the work of others.
12/2/2010 6:50 pm

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DAS BUT said:Yes, retard. but I am not "there" I am HERE... in a country where squatting is perfectly legal. An if anyone shows up at "The Cornelius Squat" with a gun, we're talking about a10 year minimum sentence for weapons charge, plus 5 years in prison and 5,000 pound fine for violating the section six.

Whose laughing, shithead? Your fat ass behind the computer? Or the guy you are responding to who has 2 mansions squatted in Manchester by himself and likeminded operational komerades?
:oldlol:



:boring:

You're never going to amount to anything other than yet another drug addict on the fringes of society.

You'll die young, having led a pointless life.
12/2/2010 6:38 pm

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What's it like being a degenerate loser?

If you did that shit here, you'd be shot, and we'd all laugh.
11/21/2010 3:03 pm

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:lol:

I started this thread, I remember it. I can still even edit the first post.

Too bad the first pic is broken now.

Edit:

Bah, you can't edit posts after 15 minutes now.

Here was the original pic:

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w304/dooflotchie/everest/Skull.jpg
11/17/2010 3:26 am

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11/12/2010 12:39 am

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. said:Who is this guy? :geny:



I'm fairly certain I was the one who originally suggested that as an emote.

He was, if I recall, arrested for some kind of computer crime, or the son of a guy who was arrested for something, but I don't remember what now.

I don't think he was the Palin e-mail hacker.

Edit: Nope, he wasn't the Palin hacker. He was arrested for something, I'm pretty sure. It could have just been a guy in a Smoking Gun Mugshot Roundup.
11/12/2010 12:33 am

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"MISS GORIGHTRY! I TAKE HIGH SPEED TRAIN TO OKINAWA WHOREHOUSE. YOU CLEAN UP APARTMENT BY TIME I GET BACK!"

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11/11/2010 5:55 pm

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Oh, and to make this creepy shit more interesting, apparently the entrance fee to these "sanctioned" cuddle parties is $40.

:lol:

. said:What is it with you Americans and shit like this? :lol:



http://jezebel.com/5678521/incredibly-creepy-cuddle-trend-goes-global

Locations across the U.S. and Canada and now, Australia, Denmark, London (where apparently attendees are "foreigners who miss the physical ­contact they're used to in their home countries and British people who claim to feel uncomfortable about touching." And, shortly, Sweden.

11/11/2010 5:31 pm

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This shit has been around for years. I think I remember posts about it on FC years ago. It's horseshit for quasi-swinger losers and other creepy fucks. No one sane or normal would attend that shit. There isn't enough rubbing alcohol made to feel clean after some weird dude touching your feet.
11/10/2010 6:53 pm

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Pud had like 10,000 posts on FC, so he wasn't completely absent.
11/10/2010 12:46 am

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. said: :motorcycle:



Not likely.

http://www.whois.net/whois/fuckedcompany.com

It was renewed again early last year, and is good until 2017. If someone grabbed it to troll with it, they would have already.
11/10/2010 12:19 am

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realpud said:llona is a great person. Her life is dedicated to social justice and helping others. And she loves me.



Hey, you used to be a staunch Republican. I've got to assume you've done away with some of those leanings, vis a vis Ilona.
11/10/2010 12:15 am

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I don't think you should put too much thought into the "why" of some things here. You're the pater familias of the FC-ultraverse. We're all groupies in some perverse way.
11/10/2010 12:07 am

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realpud said:Interesting. Is it really damaged people? I always thought I just pissed some people off somehow.



No, dude. There are seriously mentally disturbed people who have been obsessing over you for years. They're only a small amount of people.

However, most of it has just become habit, and an insider meme of sorts. I don't think anyone but maybe a small amount of people actually HATE you.

I gotta know, how did you find this place? From Googling something FC or yours or Ilona's name?

Have you read all the other spinoff boards that have existed? The other popular one right now is c*mpidiot.com (replace the asterisk with an a.) Spanky and some others post there.

There was whofailednow.com and others I can't even remember.
11/1/2010 5:09 am

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Yeah, the wolf sticks in my ar-15. Fine for a bolt action rifle, though. I won't buy it again. Most of that is about 3 years old. I know about the problems with G22's and the lights, but I've never had a FTF with it. I keep meaning to sell that gun anyway and get something more interesting.
11/1/2010 4:35 am

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. said:That's a low shot in these fucked up times. Just saying.



I have posted positive things about Kirby's endeavours on more than one occasion. Someone wants to be a dick in a completely separate thread, though, then I'll be a dick back.

For what it's worth, I think kirby is a cut above the typical Gen-Y. He's obviously trying to do something, with his hands, no less, which is more than you can say for the average 19 year old. Judging by some of the shit he says and his knowledge of mechanical things I sometimes doubt he's actually 19, though.
11/1/2010 4:25 am

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Oh no, you got me. I work for McDonald's. BUSTED! Fuck! I never thought anyone would find out! I hope you don't call every McDonald's in Clearwater trying to get me fired! I can't lose this job!
11/1/2010 4:11 am

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In this sense, far left libs and far right republicans are exactly the same. If you don't tow their line one hundred percent, hook, line, and sinker, you're not with them. You MUST be a sleeper agent for the other side!

I get accused of being a far right republican every time I try to argue with the leftist hipsters on Fark. Argue with a fundie here or on a gun messageboard, and you get accused of being a leftist.

The far ends of the spectrum both draw out the lunatics and fanatics.
11/1/2010 4:05 am

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kirby said:So you own a few guns, doesnt mean shit.

:mittens:



:lol:

I have a real job, too. How's the low end car flipping biz?
11/1/2010 4:03 am

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Picture for :cletus:

Sorry for the nonsensical pic - my Glock 22, along with the ammo box that was easiest to get to, full of .223. There's Hornady ballistic tip, 500 rounds of Wolf, and a few hundred rounds of Remington UMC.

I have about 12 ammo cans of ammunition in different calibers, just like most left wingers, right? Most left wingers love guns and target shooting like I do. You can always run over to the local shooting range and find SO MANY democrats to talk business with.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/797/forretard.png
11/1/2010 3:53 am

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. said:The whole Tea Party movement is based on smaller gov't/fiscal conservatism

social issues have been relegated to the back

yea, a lot of the Tea Party is probably anti-abortion and conservative on social issues, but they certainly have not run on those issues

you on the other hand are the stereotypical batshit leftist cunt - you're an anti-semite leftist who needs their skull caved in with a cinder block

go suck on Jon Stewart's cock you filthy piece of shit



:lol:

I hate Jon Stewart and the stupid faces he makes. I haven't watched The Daily Show since back when it was non-political and Craig Kilborn was the host.

I'm also not an anti-semite, I happen to like many Jewish people. What I don't like is our blind support of Israel. And how many batshift leftist cunts own guns and voted for Dubya in 2000?

Want me to post some pictures of guns just to make you look like a moron?
11/1/2010 3:43 am

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. said:I'll see you one O'Donnell and raise you a Hank Johnson.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20001567-503544.html

Do you think he's still worried that Guam might tip over if we send troops there? :lol:

He makes O'Donnell look like fucking Einstein.



Never heard of this guy, but I'm sure he's a moron.
11/1/2010 3:41 am

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. said:Palin isn't running for anything. Do you need any more distractions to build straw men from? Or are you saying all the Tea Party candidates are just like her?

Great. Every Democrat is a Charlie Rangel or Maxine Waters. Sure, we'll go along with that. :lol:



Anyone willing to label themselves as a member of the Tea Party knows what they're getting themselves into. Yeah, they don't all believe the same things. I realize that. If there were some Tea Party guy on a local ballot here, and I liked his ideas more than the other guy's, I'd vote for him. I'm registered independent, I don't vote party lines. Most of the time there isn't even an independent to vote for, so it's a moot point. Shit, I voted for Dubya in 2000, but not 2004.

I just don't like the fundie, aww-shucks, Cletus image the Tea Party has. On a candidate to candidate basis, I'm sure some are fine.
11/1/2010 3:27 am

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. said:We already have the black but just as incompetent Jimmy Carter Obama and the Pelosi/Reid duo of idiots. It can't get any worse than that.

It's NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE.



At the very least, it can get just as stupid.

http://toppayingideas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/christine-o-donnell-witchcraft.jpg
11/1/2010 3:20 am

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. said:You people whining about the Tea Party. That's which people.

I have a feeling it's going to be a bad week for you. :lol:



Yeah, it might be, were I explicitly against it. Mainly I disagree with them on social issues. I don't buy into all that fundie horseshit. I don't give a fuck if gays marry, or women get abortions. This is the kind of inane shit teabadgers get up in arms about. Absolute morons like Sarah Palin and O'Donnell being heralded as goddesses of the teabadgers doesn't make them look any more intelligent, either.

I didn't vote for Obama or McCain. I'd rather some of the more moderate tea party win over some far left Obama yes-men. It'll be hilarious if Harry Reid and Pelosi lose.

Again, you can't place me into one of your neatly packaged democgraphics. I don't go in for stupidassed hippies or cletii.
 

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