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12/16/2010 11:01 pm

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And wow, I just watched the first 15 seconds of that. Embarrassing.

"The 19 people who have watched this video give a fuck about our sophomoric commentary on the drinking habits of a no-name baseball player."

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12/16/2010 10:57 pm

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She's on "TV" like anyone with a camera on Youtube is "on TV."
12/14/2010 3:31 am

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. said:thats Zyss from bodybuilding.com and he's admitted to using steroids. if you think you can get that physique naturally (especially if you started out 130) then you are gay lol



:winner:

There are far bigger confirmed natural hobby weightlifters at thousands of gyms across the country and on beaches everywhere.

Again, that guy may very well be on steroids, but his body is WELL within the boundaries of natural weightlifting.
12/14/2010 2:55 am

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Jeff Willet, for example, has been tested to be natural at numerous competitions (despite this, he's still accused of being a user of magical, undetectable steroids.)

See the difference between a real bodybuilder and that guido?

http://www.musclehack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jeff-willet.jpg

Now look at a pro, admitted steroid user bodybuilder, like Ronnie Coleman or Dorian Yates. Roid users look freakish and retarded.

http://www.muscleweights.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dorian-yates-back-muscles.jpg

http://www.dumbbellsweights.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bodybuilder-dorian-yates.jpg



http://blogmuscle.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/jamfor.jpg
12/14/2010 2:50 am

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You people think anyone with some muscular definition is on steroids. That guy is well within the bulk and bodyfat of a natural gymgoer with a good diet and program.

Take a look at pro or even semi pro bodybuilders, then take a look at that guy again. Sure, he COULD be using steroids, in which case he's not working out as hard as he could be. But he's probably not.
12/14/2010 1:50 am

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12/7/2010 3:22 am

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I saw her on Letterman a year or two ago, and I'd swear she mentioned she's always out in the sun, or her and her family always go to the beach on vacations, something like that.
12/2/2010 7:30 pm

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DAS BUT said:I don't take pills. I'd rather spend money on cigarettes. I haven't fucked with pills since 2008. I did buy some over the counter codeine a few weeks ago, but haven't gone out for it since. It's not stealing if it's legal land squatting. I didn't steal no property... I took it for those who need it. If they really want it back that bad, they can meet with me for an agreement of sorts and if they don't want to do it that way... they can go through the legal process of getting us the fuck out



"Legal" or not, you know goddamn well it's morally reprehensible. Which is why it isn't legal in the majority of the goddamn planet. Why the fuck it's (questionably) legal in England is another question altogether, and a lot of Britons hate the fact it's possible as well.

Instead of making your own way with money you've EARNED, you're taking something from someone else. That's the bottom line, dude. That's sleazeball shit. If you carry out shit like this, be prepared to be looked down upon by the rest of society. Don't call THEM the "trolls" for pointing it out.

I know you're not fucking stupid, and you know what I'm trying to say here.
12/2/2010 7:17 pm

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Dude, I'm not even trying to troll you. You've said interesting shit on occasion. You're not a detriment to the board, you're a character. You would have been pretty popular with this shit on the original FC.

However, when you start talking about STEALING things, you're going to be called a loser. You're stealing shit, both land and property. Stop trying to sugar coat it as anything else. You're a thief. Repeat it out loud, and see how it sounds: "I'm a thief. A goddamn worthless thief."

No one likes degenerates who steal shit.

When you're out getting blotto and eating pills like candy, you're only hurting yourself. Now you're stealing shit from old people.
12/2/2010 6:56 pm

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DAS BUT said::snoozy:

you're trying to hard.
Troll with some fucking finesse, will ya?
:facepalm:



Dispute these facts:

You're a drug addict.
You've never held a long term job.
You're a loser.

12/2/2010 6:54 pm

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DAS BUT said:The house was recommended for us to take by this non-profit group called "shelter"
The house has been abandoned for about3 years or even more by the looks of things. If cornelius wants his stuff back, he can have it back. But I want the suits. He had left them for 3 years, it's only assumed that he doesn't have use for them. It's also not the only property that he owns, I know that much. On the plus side, repairs are being made to an ill-standing house and 2 brit kids are off the streets.



"SOMEONE WHO LEAVES ITEMS ALONE FOR 3 YEARS MEANS I OWN THEM."

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Rallying cry of the retard who can't buy his own things, and wants to live off the work of others.
12/2/2010 6:50 pm

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DAS BUT said:Yes, retard. but I am not "there" I am HERE... in a country where squatting is perfectly legal. An if anyone shows up at "The Cornelius Squat" with a gun, we're talking about a10 year minimum sentence for weapons charge, plus 5 years in prison and 5,000 pound fine for violating the section six.

Whose laughing, shithead? Your fat ass behind the computer? Or the guy you are responding to who has 2 mansions squatted in Manchester by himself and likeminded operational komerades?
:oldlol:



:boring:

You're never going to amount to anything other than yet another drug addict on the fringes of society.

You'll die young, having led a pointless life.
12/2/2010 6:38 pm

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What's it like being a degenerate loser?

If you did that shit here, you'd be shot, and we'd all laugh.
11/29/2010 2:01 am

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Ah. One of my favorite comedic actors of all time.
11/21/2010 3:03 pm

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:lol:

I started this thread, I remember it. I can still even edit the first post.

Too bad the first pic is broken now.

Edit:

Bah, you can't edit posts after 15 minutes now.

Here was the original pic:

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w304/dooflotchie/everest/Skull.jpg
11/18/2010 6:16 pm

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. said:I am not a beginner. How many calories over maintenance? I have love handles but don't look fat with a shirt on.



300 to 500 is typical.

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&expIds=17259,27022,27342,27383,27414,27552&sugexp=lcprodsca4&xhr=t&q=clean+bulk+calories+over
11/18/2010 6:05 pm

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. said:How are you supposed to train if you are skinny fat? Let's say you look ok with a shirt on but fat without a shirt? Are you supposed to train for bulk or cut? Let's say you're at 18% bodyfat.



I don't think there's a correct answer to this. It depends on your goals and a whole list of conditions, like what you're eating already.

If you're completely new, you can gain a fair bit of muscle even on a cut, for a period of time. If your aspirations are to lift heavier, you might want to up your calories and protein some and do a clean bulk.
11/18/2010 5:43 pm

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atlanta rrr whitey said:jack la lane never has used any equipment.....gyms are for queers.



http://www.shareguide.com/LaLanne.html

Great interview with Jack here.

Share Guide: Do you prefer the free weights or the machines?

Jack LaLanne: Free weights. But I invented most of the machines in the gyms. All the leg extension machines to the weight selectors, every one of those I invented way back in the 30's.

Share Guide: If you prefer the free weights, then why develop the machines?

Jack LaLanne: For variety. When you are running a gym for the public, you've got to get variety and change the people's programs every 30 days. Then the people break the monotony of doing the same thing. If you had to eat carrots for the rest of your life you'd be so damned bored and malnourished, wouldn't you? These machines of today are terrific. But the weights should be an integral part of it.
11/18/2010 5:41 pm

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former_bartender said:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, fuck.

See, nobody knows the real answer here.

Here's the deal - I'm a fat fuck with a bad back. I have bursitis in both shoulders. I need to lose about 30 lbs. to get where I was in college, and I need to build muscle so I have better stamina and don't get hurt. No idea what the fuck to do.

And I also have had a hemerhoid in the past, so I guess some of these exercises are out.



Get a good QUALIFIED trainer, dude. There's your answer. You need a custom program cut out to fit your needs.

At your level of experience, you need instruction.
11/18/2010 5:37 pm

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atlanta rrr whitey said:jack la lane never has used any equipment.....gyms are for queers.



Uh, wrong. You're aware Jack invented a number of the machines prevalent in gyms across the world, right?
11/18/2010 5:35 pm

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. said:Good question. Answer . . . . anyone?



Start slow, especially if you're older and/or don't know what you're doing. Diving in could result in serious injuries at the worst, and at the least could put you off to training altogether. You come off a really sedentary lifestyle after years of abuse, barge into the gym and start fast and heavy, you're going to regret the DOMS.

There's a good reason why many people buy a gym membership, go once or twice, then never come back.

At the gym I go to, from January to July, there were over 800 people who started and quit in that timeframe.
11/18/2010 5:20 pm

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. said:Come at me bro! (srs) Are you alpha?



That's pretty much the gist of it, yeah. Once you build a base of information, and learn who some of the posters are (several guys there are published authors, a couple are doctors,) you know where decent information comes from.
11/18/2010 5:12 pm

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For those of you interested in non-troll answers, please start reading any variety of decently-moderated weightlifting forums, such as t-nation.

There's a lot of great information on bodybuilding.com, but you have to know enough about what you're reading to sort through the bullshit.
11/18/2010 5:09 pm

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. said:Core fitness is the key to body strength. Doing squats is going to do jack shit for your body son.



:lol:

Doing SQUATS does nothing for your body? Doing SQUATS does nothing for core strength?

Now I KNOW you're trolling.

:lol:
11/18/2010 5:08 pm

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. said:QUIT ARGUING AND ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION!



I don't have hemmorhoids, so I don't know. Have them removed?
 

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