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2/23/2014 4:49 pm

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2/23/2014 3:54 pm

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It's like a scene from P.C.U. 20 years ago.

Afrocentrist: I'm a black man. There's no justice for me here in America. I should be at the front of the line.

Gay Activist: Yeah, well, I'm gay and subject to ridicule and discrimination wherever I go.

Womynist: Women are oppressed throughout the world. Give it a rest.
2/23/2014 3:53 pm

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Edit: Replied to wrong thread.
2/23/2014 3:35 pm

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Nothing that bad I can think of.

If you want to talk about minor shit, I got a 30 euro fine last year on vacation in Paris because I got caught by fucking metro inspectors without my ticket stub.

They have a fucking credit card reader with them to take your money. I read on the internet later if you say you don't have any credit cards and no cash they'll let you go.

:facepalm:

The saddest part is I talked to a guy who has lived in Paris for 30 years and says he's never even been stopped by them once before, and hardly ever even sees them. I'm there for a goddamn week and get pinched.
2/23/2014 3:35 pm

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Double post.
2/16/2014 10:14 pm

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Ha. I came across that forum once, when I researching an item to buy my girlfriend from Cartier.

Seemed to be a lot of (what I hope) were teenaged girls.
2/14/2014 9:57 pm

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. said:No one gives a fuck, retard.



:lol:
2/14/2014 9:38 pm

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. said:It was discussed in the movie clerks, van winkle.



Never seen it, never seen a single Kevin Smith movie.

Edit:

Tried watching "Chasing Amy" on Netflix a while back, could only make it 20 minutes. I can't fucking stand that actress or her voice.
2/14/2014 9:35 pm

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:shudder:

I was looking for a video of a snowball getting really big because of the story that came out today about those kids knocking a hole in a wall at that university.

Then this wikipedia article was one of the first things to come up.

:sadbanana:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)

I like this phrase in there:

"Many heterosexual men are uncomfortable with the practice.["
2/12/2014 6:05 pm

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I've had 750 to ~790 ever since I was in my 20's.

Oddly enough, every time I look at my credit score, it still says "your score could be higher because of lack of credit history."

I own a house, I've had car payments before (two cars, both paid off,) and I keep two credit cards.

I dunno what the fuck more they want, not that it matters, I don't need a higher credit score than I already have.
2/11/2014 6:33 pm

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I'm in my 30's and prefer women my age plus or minus. I've been with someone for over a year now who is several years older than me.

I have no interest in dating anyone younger than, say, 28 or 29.
2/11/2014 4:23 pm

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Some of them aren't all that different, depending on the program / reputation a certain program has.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Ivy
2/10/2014 7:43 pm

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My grandfather used to pour a cup of milk and put a slice of bread in it and eat it with a spoon.

:shudder:
2/8/2014 5:16 pm

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:mad:

WTF is this shit.

I like the cool weather (this is Florida, after all,) but this has been one gloomy goddamn year. Rain. Every. Fucking. Weekend.
2/5/2014 5:58 pm

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Condoms are good for a couple of things.

A. If you fuck all kinds of random women / prostitutes.

B. Very early in a relationship.

C. ????

I don't see a place for them in a long term relationship. I occasionally hear people saying they've been together 3, 5, or even 10 years and have been using condoms the whole time.

That's insane. She should be using birth control or be willing to...(in a committed relationship, not for one night stands, obviously.)

CSB: I'm in a year+ relationship right now. We waited a couple of months before we had sex.

I bought a 100 bulk of condoms off Amazon at the beginning of the relationship for like $50. She bought a couple of boxes at CVS.

We ended up using one literally ONE TIME! I'm not saying this is a great idea for most couples, and you should be aware of a recent STD test first, and be confident enough she's actually taking birth control, but in the SAME NIGHT that we used a condom, we did no condom like 10 minutes later when neither of us had come yet.

Caveat: You should only trust someone you'd actually be willing to have a kid with.
2/5/2014 12:59 am

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I've had two different dogs (and different breeds) that do the exact same thing. Pick up food and drop it somewhere else to eat it.
1/22/2014 5:53 pm

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I sleep touching my girlfriend for a while, or if on a weekend night, but we almost always (read: like 99 percent of the time) wake each other up like an hour later and go to the sides of the bed.

On work nights we immediately just go to the sides of the bed without touching, because we know it keeps each other up.

She falls asleep like nearly instantly with her head on my chest, which I like, but I can barely fall asleep myself when she does it, and she starts to fidget around too. Always cuddle in the morning when we're both waking up, though, and can usually fall asleep holding her then, but not at night. I don't know why.
1/20/2014 8:27 pm

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http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Taylor_Cloud_16045366/?d=1

#1 DUI NO DAMAGE, INJURY OR DEATH
STATUTE: 316.193.1

NOTES: DUI ( UROR PER ADMIN ORDER )

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pasco/000202539.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Mishay_Simpson_16040728/?d=1

#1 DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE
STATUTE: TRAF1012 (2 M)

BOND: $500

NOTES: CIT# A1PW81E BAC REFUSED

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Hillsborough/2014/14002461.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Jillian_Lindahl_16026610/?d=1

Charges unknown

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Seminole/2014/201400000692.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Gabrielle_Ober_16011378/?d=1

#1 INTRO/POSS OF CONTRABAND IN DET FACILITY
STATUTE: 951.22.1

NOTES: REMANDED PER JUDGE CRANE

#2 POSSESSION OF COCAINE
STATUTE: 893.13.6A

NOTES: REMANDED PER JUDGE CRANE

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pasco/000202330.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Megan_Richards_15986839/?d=1

#1 OBTAINING PROPERTY BY WORTHLESS CHECK-BOND $500.00
STATUTE: 832.054a

#2 OBTAINING PROPERTY BY WORTHLESS CHECK-BOND $500.00
STATUTE: 832.054a

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Seminole/2014/201400000389.jpg
1/15/2014 8:09 pm

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Gilbert adds hilarity to anything.

1/15/2014 8:06 pm

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One of my top 5 favorite comedians of all time.

Dude is probably relatively normal in real life. He doesn't really talk like that, either.

And yeah, this is his wife. He's good friends with Alan Thicke.

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/r1.7LJvgN3BkH1ZRmJmVug--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYwMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/03/11/wtw-CelebrityWifeSwap-ep203-jpg_201308.jpg
1/8/2014 4:41 pm

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I watch a LOT of French movies. I will not watch any more with Charlotte Gainsbourg. It's not to say I haven't liked some of the movies she's been in. But they position her as being the beautiful, center of attention, hard to attain woman in some of them, and it annoys the shit out of me.

See also: Vanessa Paradis, who gets the same roles, and is also ugly as shit:

http://i.imgur.com/k077Jrv.jpg

See also: Cecile de France, who is in the same boat.

http://i.imgur.com/2D4E3W4.jpg

That said, there are tons of beautiful French actresses, and it's easy to avoid these hosebags.
1/2/2014 3:56 pm

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. said:Crystal River = White trash central



The whole area and surrounding areas = northern retirees central. There are some really expensive houses out on the water in that area, though.
1/2/2014 3:39 pm

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. said:Clearwater? Do you ever run into the loons from the big Scientology compound in Clearwater?



You seem them everywhere / advertisements for them. Even in downtown Tampa there are advertisements up for Scientology.

I've also seen numerous times in the past few years people in the Guy Fawkes masks (Anonymous) walking around either alone or sometimes in groups of 50+ holding anti-Scientology signs.
1/2/2014 3:26 pm

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I've been there before, I live about ~2 hours away from there (I'm in Clearwater.)

It's a rural-ish area. I've been boating / kayaking there before, there are some really nice areas, one is called King's Bay with $$$$ houses all around.

Really nice, clear water in some parts, nice to snorkeling / go scalloping in. There are some cute women too, but being in a more rural area it's nothing like Clearwater / St. Pete.
12/27/2013 3:26 am

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Anon-4-This said:Not really that impressed with it. Loved it in the stores when i played with it for 2 mins at a time. Having used it for several hours... i wish they wouldn't have wasted the $



I've heard about 4 people I know who said the exact same phrase to me.

"I wish so and so hadn't bought me this thing. I don't know what to do with it."
 

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