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2/11/2011 9:45 pm

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I agree with some of the financial stuff the tea party goes on and on about.

However, I have no interest is being affiliated with a bunch of holy rolling :doublewide: who don't own a piece of clothing without the American flag embroidered on it.
1/27/2011 9:41 pm

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"Steve Lightspeed" admitted this was all a joke that went wrong a couple of weeks ago.

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1005208

Apparently he pissed off a lot of people in porno.
1/25/2011 1:57 pm

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I saw her at an airport in Orlando in the late 90's, at the height of her whole wrestling thing. She was actually a lot shorter than I expected her to be. There was a small crowd following her around. I thought she was going to be like 6'4 or something, but she was actually shorter than me.
1/23/2011 11:01 pm

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kirby said:Are you a fucking idiot? Yes they are.

http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i/04/03/badPriceCut_lifted-s.jpg



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1/23/2011 10:52 pm

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It's been done before.
1/21/2011 2:41 pm

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I remember when MTV played music, and I remember when they started moving into a teeny-bopper reality show format. They started falling apart in the mid to late 1990's. That's when they still played music a few hours a day, but it was almost all bullshit, rap, pop-dance music, etcetera. I don't think I watched it much past 1996-1997ish.
1/20/2011 11:51 pm

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. said:What bothers me is how the father is always blamed in these situation but in reality the mother is often the problem.



I know a couple of guys in these situations who weren't even told they were the father until the kids were almost grown, like 16 years old. One other guy I know didn't meet his son until he was 20, at no fault of his own. By that time, it's damn near impossible to really have any bond with the kid.
1/20/2011 11:45 pm

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I work with a guy who is 58 and has a 40 year old son he's never met. He's trying to track him down right now.

I've known this guy for the better part of a decade, and he just told me about this for the first time like two weeks ago.
1/18/2011 10:28 pm

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. said:Defiently Nickelback, their pure shit



Nickelback is not "overrated." They're pretty widely hated by anyone with half a fucking shred of musical dignity. They'd be overrated if they actually got critical praise. They don't.

The only people who think Nickelback's brand of shit-pop-rock is good is the type of dumbfucks who hang around low rent pool halls and college kids.
1/18/2011 2:55 pm

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. said:Apparently for bear removal.



WHYTE PEOPLE ALWAYS STEALING SHIT.
1/18/2011 1:22 pm

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"THE QUEEN'S CAMERAS MAKE ME FEELS SAFE, THEY DO. BO SELECTA!"

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1/18/2011 4:51 am

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Well, okay. Technically she said she DIDN'T regret doing it, but the undertone of regret is there.

http://www.femail.com.au/chloe-sevigny-lying.htm

Gaynor Flynn: Do you regret doing Brown Bunny?

Chloe Sevigny: No, not at all but I was a little scared about the sex scene. And you know maybe it wasn’t the smartest thing to do in hindsight but at the time Vincent was so passionate about the movie and the way he explained it to me it all made perfect sense within the context of that film.
1/18/2011 4:48 am

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It was real. She said she regretted doing it.
1/18/2011 2:08 am

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Kosher salt isn't the same as regular salt. Completely different texture. It's not just the heeb ritual. Pretty much any table salt you buy is kosher, anyway. You buy kosher for the difference in texture.
1/16/2011 10:59 pm

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. said:Collateral was damn impressive too. Probably Cruise's best performance (not that there's much competition).



I made a thread about Collateral a few weeks ago. I typically hate Tom Cruise, but I like him in that movie.
1/16/2011 10:56 pm

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. said:It was a good movie but the filming location use instead of sets is what made the film.

If it had been set in a place in the NE but on a set in Hollywood it would have been a disaster.



Michael Mann loves his L.A. based movies.
1/16/2011 10:53 pm

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. said:THAT MAKES YOU EVEN WORSE THEN, YOU STUPID FUCKING TWAT.



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1/16/2011 10:51 pm

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. said:It's, LIKE, three hours long, LIKE, innit?
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:geny:

SHUT THE FUCK UP. :mad:



I was born in the 70's.
1/16/2011 10:45 pm

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Ghost of Sunshine said:Wayne Grow



That dude who plays him has been arrested several times in the past ten years, apparently.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Gage_(actor)
1/16/2011 10:40 pm

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Fuck! I forgot this movie was like 3 hours long.

Should have never risked killing that dude and went with the sure-deal cougar.
1/13/2011 1:38 am

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Mascaratard said:What percentage of guns in America are illegal? And where do they come from?



I have no idea what the percentage is.

Criminals have sources for this shit. There are tens of millions of guns out there. A lot of gangbangers steal them.

That's one that differentiates America from countless other gun-owning countries out there. There are millions and millions of houses out there with guns in them. You can, on paper, ban anything you want. The guns are still gonna be there. The guns aren't on paper. There are only limited records on who owns what. As I said earlier, guns are not registered in the majority of states and areas.

Let's say handguns are magically banned tomorrow at the federal level, and you've got to turn in your handguns, or you'll be arrested. There are, literally, tens of millions of handguns floating around the United States, and the government has no idea who has them, save but for maybe a couple hundred thousand in select areas where they're actually registered.

Even in those areas where they're registered, there are still likely hundreds of thousands of legacy guns that no one bothered to register when it became law.

Are criminals going to turn in their handguns when they're banned? No.
1/13/2011 1:24 am

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Mascaratard said:What prevents someone from buying a gun illegally, and shipping it to another location?



Laws don't stop criminals from doing illegal things. You can ship a gun straight to someone's house, if you're so inclined to do so. It's a federal crime. Getting caught will guarantee you prison time. It's not as if FedEX and UPS, or even USPS, xrays every package they send to check for guns, and making sure they're only being sent to legitimate people.

A gun store is not going to do this. If you buy a pistol out of state, the store must ship it to a gun store in your own state. If the gun is illegal in that state, the gun shop in said state will reject it and send it back from whence it came.

Now, let's say again, that you live in California. You can't buy certain kinds of rifles in California. There's nothing to stop you from driving or flying to Nevada, buying a California illegal gun, and shipping it straight back to your own house, or, simply just driving it back. Again, doing so is a federal crime.
1/13/2011 1:07 am

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Mascaratard said:That's my point. If you live in a state with strict gun laws, you can just buy one in another state. Or have one shipped. If you're Jared Loughner, you can just go to the local Wal Mart.



IF it gets shipped back to your state, you're subject to the exact same laws of your state. You cannot, for instance, fly out of California and into Nevada, buy a California illegal gun, and have it shipped back to California. It's simply not allowed.

Jared bought his gun at a sporting goods store. He bought the ammo at Wal Mart.

The Wal Marts that sell guns use the same FBI background check as a real gun store does, by the way.
1/13/2011 1:04 am

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Mascaratard said:Great. If you want to hunt, or target shoot, or own a gun legally, you should be able to prove that you can and will be a responsible gun owner. Don't you think that is reasonable?



Sure, but we're already doing it. Hunters have to take hunting courses to get a hunting license. People who buy any guns are proven not to have a criminal record by an FBI check.

You could just as easily force first time gun buyers into a safety course, but it's still not stopping them from going through the motions just to get the gun to kill someone.

There's really no foolproof way to prevent mentally unstable people from buying guns anywhere.
1/13/2011 12:54 am

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The point of all this being, you're as ignorant of American culture as you and other Europeans claim Americans are ignorant of European history and culture.

You buy into rhetoric and believe everything anti-American that you read.

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Also, all American FFL's (that's licensed gun dealers) do the exact same federal check, regardless of state. There is an FBI background check called in that confirms you have no criminal history. That's the extent of it. How to improve that to include mentally ill people with no history of crime, I have no idea.
 

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