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6/1/2011 9:20 pm

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:lol:

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Alton_Boswell_2065870/?d=1

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Hillsbourgh/2005/05076504.jpg
5/21/2011 11:35 pm

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glockophile1 said:I'm getting warmer. I recognize clamtard. Weird how people split up...



I remember your name. I also posted on FC as Monty_Burns, but I only had like 5000 posts under that moniker. All the other names I had were just ones with a hundred or two posts. Mostly posted as a dot.
5/11/2011 12:30 pm

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Some of these are interesting, if you look at the ones listed as popular, and read the comments.

This guy, for instance, is famous in the world of bush piloting, and even runs a school for it in South Africa. This arrest was from 1993. I wonder what the story was on it?

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&viewas=0&gid=63848543097

http://www.facebook.com/cc.pocock


Charge 1
STATUTE: 860.16
CHARGE: AIR PIRACY
NOTES: CARELESS OPER OF AIRCRAFT
BOND: 1000



http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Milne_Pocock_3587122/

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Polk/1993/1993016476.jpg
5/11/2011 12:24 pm

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http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Dade/2009/110031395.jpg
5/11/2011 12:20 pm

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. said:http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Osceola/214312.jpg



:lol:

How'd I miss that one.

He kinda looks like a comic book villain.
5/10/2011 5:25 am

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http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Dade/2010/100095089.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Palmbeach/2010/2010062187.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pasco/000150305.jpg

5/10/2011 5:19 am

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IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Lake/2008/0813453.jpg
5/10/2011 5:17 am

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This albino black guy has been arrested a shitload of times.

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Broward/561100372.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Broward/561100131.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Broward/561001179.jpg

At first I was like...

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Broward/561000344.jpg

...and then I was like...

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Broward/561000079.jpg
5/10/2011 5:15 am

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Level 20 warlock:

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Hillsbourgh/2011/11013048.jpg

Watched Goonies too many times:

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pinellas/1447886.jpg

FUCK!

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Hillsbourgh/2011/11014449.jpg
5/10/2011 5:13 am

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:shudder:

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Sarasota/png/201000006043.jpg

:shudder:

:shudder:

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Broward/561100418.jpg

F2 poster:

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Volusia/846628.jpg
5/10/2011 5:11 am

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Holy shit.

:lol:

http://florida.arrests.org/tagged.php?flag=Scary


http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Hillsbourgh/2004/04006917.jpg

This guy. :lol:

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Volusia/846346.jpg

This looks like Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder.

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pinellas/1250000/1249123.jpg

You wake up in the middle of the night...and this dude is staring at you, his face two inches away from yours.



http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pasco/000156773.jpg
4/28/2011 3:39 am

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Intelligent, educated people have less children. This is good for said intelligent people, but bad for the population. A bit of a paradox, there.
4/27/2011 4:48 pm

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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:i'm in the south and madelf is wherever the h she is, so i think it's widespread. they put it on the rim of the glass- only an asshole takes it off the rim after it's served and puts it in the beer.



Interesting. I guess I don't go to "bars" as such enough. That, and this IS central Florida. I've probably seen it and just never thought about it. I still see people at restaurants getting Corona with a lime, though.
4/27/2011 4:39 pm

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madelf. said:blue moon is served with an orange everywhere, even in the crappy irish restaurant near my mom's. i don't think it is considered upscale though.



I've never seen that. Wonder if it's a regional thing.
4/27/2011 4:36 pm

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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:an orange in his blue moon. oy vey. i was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt before that.



:lol:

Holy shit. Is that the upscale version of the lime in a Corona?
4/21/2011 12:47 am

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Percentage of posts believable in this thread: 15 percent.

Everyone on F2 is in great athletic shape with sub 13 percent bodyfat. WHO KNEW?

:lol:
4/19/2011 2:40 am

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madelf. said:gonna take a long time to lose pounds... do you measure your waist? thats what you should be looking at, no?

ive been thinking of doing the keto, no carbs thing for a few weeks, but i dont think its gonna work :(



I don't directly measure my waist, no, but I've got several pairs of pants that fit nicely a couple of months ago that fall off now. I get comments on a weekly basis from people saying I'm losing weight.

Keto is like the easiest diet you'll ever try, aside from the fact you'll have to be creative with cooking meat in different ways. I like cooking, but I've kept things decidedly simple. I eat lots of eggs, ground beef, steak, cheese, ranch dressing, spinach, and broccoli. That's pretty much been the essence of my meals for the past two plus weeks. You can absolutely crank down your calories and still feel full because of the fat.

There's lots of tips and guides here. Lots of women on there, too, it's not just for asshole hardcore bodybuilder types. This is an entire subforum devoted to keto.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=61
4/19/2011 2:29 am

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madelf. said:yeah, that is what im saying. :tongue:

hows your weight training going? any new results?



I'm down to like 186. Nothing new to report, really. Still on a keto diet, which is suprisingly easy to maintain even on less than 2000 calories a day. The high fat percentage keeps you sated.

I've done over 100 minutes of cardio a day for the past three days. Honestly, I find it boggling I don't lose more weight per week than I have, but two pounds a week is good and healthy.
4/19/2011 2:12 am

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madelf. said:he likes good oral sex, probably not dry mouth and lots of teeth or some half assed job



Oh, I thought you were talking about giving, not getting.

I could personally give a shit about a blowjob. Not enough stimulation in my opinion.
4/19/2011 2:04 am

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madelf. said:why do men not like oral sex?



Have you ever actually MET a man who wouldn't? I think it's mostly posturing amongst douchebags who somehow think it's tough to pretend they don't.

It's certainly a recurring theme with black guys and rap music.
4/19/2011 1:57 am

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madelf. said:they had lousy givers



You have to be pretty retarded to be bad at it. Or at least I would think. Most chicks seem to get off really easy on it, and fast...and unlike with penetrative sex, you can tell they're not faking an orgasm, it tastes different and you can feel the spasming if you're also using your finger.
4/19/2011 1:50 am

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I would rather go down on a woman than get a blowjob anyway. It's fine with me if a woman likes getting oral but doesn't like giving blowjobs. Blowjobs are overrated. Handjobs are where it's at.
4/16/2011 10:38 pm

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. said:YOU'RE LYING, SON. THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE 5'11" AND 188 ACCORDING TO THE PICTURES YOU POSTED. TRY 5'6" OR 5'7" AND 188. :mittens:



:boring:

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/3863/64503451.jpg
4/16/2011 10:19 pm

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. said:you will always be fat until you give up this dream of being massive. You need to eat a lot less and lose some muscle in order to drop below about 15% body fat. That is, unless you are doing steroids.



Whoa whoa, I have a dream of being massive? I most certainly do not, nor have I ever said such a thing. I don't need to lose any muscle, all I need to lose is fat. Trust me, I'll look fine when I drop a few bodyfat percentages. Are you implying that LOSING muscle helps you drop fat, or was that just poor sentence wording?

If I was on steroids, I'd already be lean, and have 20 or 30 more pounds of muscle. I'm currently 188 pounds as of last week. I'm already on a keto diet. I have been for two weeks now. I've dropped from 194 (those pictures) to 188 in that length of time.

My lifts are absolutely not impressive for my bodyweight. There are literally dozens of people on Youtube that can deadlift 405 and squat well over 315 at like...155 pounds. I won't even talk about my horrible bench (like 250 max?)
4/16/2011 10:11 pm

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There's a biiiiiiiiiig difference between "bodybuilders" and natural bodybuilders, or just gym enthusiasts. Big, big. A couple of people in this thread have touched on this point.

You will never, ever look ridiculously huge as a "natural" bodybuilder. And by "natural bodybuilder," we're STILL talking about someone here with the right genetics and years of work. If you go to the gym and work your ass off for years, eat right, bulk, and cut, you will "look" "big-ish" for a while. Stand next to a roided out professional bodybuilder, and there's no comparison.

Professional bodybuilders look ludicrous. If you just go to the gym and lift heavy, set goals for yourself, and eat right, eventually you'll look decent enough without looking like some veiny monster.

Like someone else said, if you're not taking roids, or you're not huge, you're not going to look like the hulk with a suit on. If you're lean, you'll look as skinny as someone else off the street, and if you've got some tight clothes on, you can show off a little bit, but that's about the extent of it.
 

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