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6/26/2011 1:47 pm

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. said:I lover her.

I want to give her a better life.



UF isn't exactly an easy school to get into these days (it's regarded as a "public ivy.") Of course, having good grades and being hispanic helps.

I assume if she's a UF student now, providing she doesn't get arrested a few more times, she should be doing fine in the future.
6/26/2011 1:41 pm

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She was arrested by University of Florida police. There's nonstop amusement in matching up these mugshots to webpages, since everyone these days feels the need to tell their life story on the internet.

http://carolinateruel.com/index.html

http://carolinateruel.com/resources/toto.GIF

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Carolina_Teruel_5524962/?d=1

Charge 1
STATUTE: 322.212.1
CHARGE: POSSESS FORGED: DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID CARD
Charge 2
STATUTE: 316.193.2a
CHARGE: TRAFFIC OFFENSE: DUI ALCOHOL OR DRUG
Charge 3
STATUTE: 562.111
CHARGE: LIQUOR-POSSESS: BY PERSON UNDER 21 YOA 1ST OFF

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Alachua/ASO11JBN004857.jpg

She was also arrested for battery last year.

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Carolina_Teruel_4894853/?d=1
6/19/2011 5:06 pm

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Googled up some conversation.

http://ask.metafilter.com/11358/Do-you-go-to-the-toilet-in-front-of-your-partner

http://ask.metafilter.com/28142/My-bathroom-privacygone-forever

6/19/2011 5:04 pm

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. said:You're in trouble. I have never seen any evidence that the gf takes a shit. I don't think she ever has. She does pee in front of me - kind of like an "I'm comfortable with this" thing - but she has never, ever taken a shit in 10 years.



I've actually had girlfriends take a shit at my house in the past in the guest bathroom, and they'd rather make up something like "I'm sick, I've gotta go throw up, that meal didn't sit right with me" rather than just admit they had to take a shit. I mean, of course, most times they just won't say anything, like a normal person...but some, especially when you don't know them that well at first, won't even acknowledge it.
6/19/2011 5:02 pm

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There was a good article about this somewhere, with a lot of reader comments at the bottom.

It was pretty funny to read. The comments were basically broken up into two different camps:

One group said you should be comfortable enough with a long term partner for them to come into the bathroom the same time you're taking a shit and use the shower, sink whatever.

The other group said they would never dream of such a thing even after 30 years of marriage.

I'm in group two...I've lived with three different women of varying relationship lengths, and never would I want one to be in the bathroom while I'm taking a shit, or vice versa. For that matter, I've never lived in a place with less than two bathrooms, so it was never an issue anyway, we always split them.
6/15/2011 8:45 pm

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I lasted 30 seconds.

What does "swagged" mean? I see all dipshits in the comments saying it. I don't speak dumbfuck.
6/15/2011 1:45 am

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. said:Yep. In her old blog (now abandoned) she once wrote how well she felt going to some lesbian thing and "being with my people". Now, since she married pud it follows she is bi, obviously.

That is fucking hot! :tard:



She actually made a blog post earlier this year for the first time since 2009.

http://www.ilonathepest.com/
6/15/2011 1:32 am

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She actually referred to herself on Twitter or on her blog (I can't remember which) as "us queer people" in a statement about something.

I mean, what does she claim to be, bi?
6/14/2011 1:36 am

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You know goddamn well he's not making THAT much money from that show. He's probably blowing every bit of what he does make.
6/12/2011 5:30 pm

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Fool me...fool me once? Can't get fooled again!

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:gwb:
6/12/2011 5:25 pm

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For those of you incapable of clicking the link in the first post:

"But in an interview published this week in the Arizona Republic, Carusone made clear that Giffords remains a shadow of her former self as she has difficulty stringing together sentences and relies heavily on gestures and facial expressions to communicate. She also faces some difficulty in expressing bigger, more complex thoughts, Carusone said."

6/12/2011 5:22 pm

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. said:That's not the point you moron. It's to let the public know she's doing well.
You must have been hit with the stupid stick yourself.



The article states she can't string together sentences or form complex thoughts, and you think she understands the concept that she was in politics, and releasing a picture shows the public that she's alright?

:lol:
6/12/2011 5:18 pm

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TalesOfSuburbia said: I think she's brave to allow those pics to be published.



You're aware she can't even put sentences together, right? I doubt she had much input in letting these pictures get out. If she had any say so in it, I doubt she fully understood it anyway.
6/11/2011 4:23 pm

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. said:Okay. I also saw some videos of a kickboxer's training program and he swears that he never lifts weights. His training was super intense and his body was very athletic and strong looking.



I'm not saying you can't look good by not lifting weights, it's just not optimal. Herschel Walker is still full of shit, though. He had multiple personalities and other psychological problems, too, so don't take anything he says too seriously.
6/11/2011 4:08 pm

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. said:That's not really true. You don't have to lift weights to get an athletic physique.

I read somewhere that a former NFL football player named Herschel Walken (sp?) never lifted weights when he was a player, yet he had a very athletic build. He did nothing but pushups, situps, and lots of running.



It's widely acknowledged that he's full of shit. He also claims to sometimes only eat once every three or four days while training six or seven hours a day. It's bravado horseshit disproven by science and knowledge of athletic training.

He did NOT get his body by not eating and doing thousands of situps.
6/11/2011 3:49 pm

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. said:No. The no carb diets don't work and are actually quite unhealthy.

Remember, I'm going to be exercising intensely, so I will need carbs for fuel.



Aside from the fact keto diets are one of the most popular and effective cutting diets for bodybuilding, great point.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=61
6/11/2011 2:36 pm

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. said:From what some people have told me, you can lose weight and sculpt your body fairly effectively in 2 months.

Remember, I don't want to look like a bodybuilder. I want to look more lean and athletic.



The best you can hope for without more time to bulk first and cut later is just looking like a really skinny dude with little muscle, yet some visible abs.
6/10/2011 1:36 am

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. said:I always wonder about idiots that can't have their food touching. Last GF was like that.



I was like that...when I was eight years old.
6/9/2011 10:42 pm

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I went to college with a guy in his early 20's who would pick the crust off the sides of bread slices like a fucking four year old.
6/2/2011 8:21 pm

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Hmm.

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/kari-deneau/2a/9ba/314

"Independent Entertainment Professional"

I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS?
6/2/2011 8:14 pm

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Shitty.

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Kari_Deneau_5557875/?d=1

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Lee/684597.jpg

http://www.myspace.com/sosassy3417/photos/17175388#%7B%22ImageId%22%3A17175388%7D

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/46/e225f3aa5d73c57771f5537bce3ec096/l.jpg

http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/60/50c968d4a34005d5f7ef4f35bf1c8948/l.jpg

http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/1de95debd4796b6956e8b5770736b6f4/l.jpg
6/2/2011 4:05 am

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madelf. said:found 2 posts i made, one = zero replies, the other = 5 replies, all same person

i dont recall some of the others posters still being around in 2006... like mafia and jane says/scamp, thought they both left much earlier



Some of those are earlier archives, look at the dates.

I was talking to Flailey on tinychat a while back, he apparently stays in touch with mafia112 still. He was one of the people, along with NFT, who called the police or hospital or whatever the fuck it was that happened exactly when she tried to kill herself.

I can't remember exactly what it was he said she was doing these days. He had a bunch of interesting shit to say, but I remember little of it.
6/2/2011 3:24 am

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Ha. An old post where Mafia112 posted her nudes.

http://web.archive.org/web/20031231152021/http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/index.cgi?okay=get_topic&topic_id=624028
6/2/2011 3:17 am

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A thread containing bssie, Dash Riprock, Inachu, Valerie Solanas, and Staunch Fishpussy. Not terribly interesting, though.

http://web.archive.org/web/20030505210601/http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/index.cgi?okay=get_topic&topic_id=104041
6/2/2011 3:15 am

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Shit, I found another post of mine.

http://web.archive.org/web/20030512084132/http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/index.cgi?okay=get_topic&topic_id=113082
 

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