Posts by Mascara

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i prefer the shot of him full frontal nudity. jambes is a good-looking man, even if he has gray pubes.

RobertJHarsh said:

This is F2. People who post here are fresh out of dignity, pride, self respect, and any about of confidence in any positive outlook in their lives.

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Roman Catholicism

MW.nli said:

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All lies.

I'm fucked-up.

Sweet Jesus.

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Need to get insured. Do it for your family at least

Health insurance needs to become more affordable. It's difficult to hook up with an employer who offers affordable health insurance. It's inexcusable to ask someone to pay more than 10 percent of their income on health insurance premiums.

Obamacare doesn't address this issue effectively.

Crypteia said:

You guys realize that James is going to come back, realize he fucked up and post "Ha ha I made the stalkers go crazy with a fake thread", right?

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So Pee into a bottle and strain it. Don't stick your fuckng hands in the bowl to fish it out.

Why not? Bowl is clean, urine is sterile. Crabbers piss on their hands all the time to keep them from chapping and cracking. Same with the feet.

Urine is sterile when it is in the body, unless you have a urinary tract infection.

Feces is not, and toilet bowls are not sterile.

Jesus Chris, who raised you?

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You mean the 10 days of James Kim - It is much like Kwanza, but for idiot Asians.

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Archivist said:

Broke up in my fingers as I was washing it off. There is probably one huge one that chunks are breaking off of. One of these days one is going to get... stuck.

Doesn't your urologist give you those strainers? You could wash it in there before adding it to your collection. At least that's what I do.

Yeah, now I wonder how he caught it

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Broke up in my fingers as I was washing it off. There is probably one huge one that chunks are breaking off of. One of these days one is going to get... stuck.

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She's pretty beautiful.

She's a really pretty girl. Bright too. I hope you sockf***ers don't chase her off.

you old ugly bitch

Lose your purse on the bus again?

Everyone hates you cunt.

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Mascara said:

She's a really pretty girl. Bright too. I hope you sockf***ers don't chase her off.

Which fat fuck are you?

I'm not fat at all.

I'm a

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She's pretty beautiful.

She's a really pretty girl. Bright too. I hope you sockf***ers don't chase her off.

you old ugly bitch

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She's pretty beautiful.

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Have you made any attempts to contact its owner?

This cat's owner is long gone. It's got really thick fur so that leads me to think it's been outside a while.

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Archivist said:

I don't think most States would go for that. I think Teaching salaries would drop along with the unions, though.

What jobs did you apply to, today?

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This happened to my in-laws. My father in law is a nice guy so he started feeding a cat that he'd share the porch with.

Then a second cat. The second cat fucked the first cat. Then there were 4 cats. This was 3 years ago.

Now there's about 12 cats (many have died and been hit by cars). He feeds them all. He's had his house infested with fleas twice.

Think this out.

negro_full_of_AIDS said:

I don't understand why the dot in this thread can't accept Black contributions to music. I'm as harsh on ghetto culture as it gets but I really don't think you can argue that they've produced some very interesting developments in music styles. You don't have to like it, but you should recognize it.

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Umm, 99.9% of the best American music also has its roots in White culture, you fucking OWS idiot.

Oh now I see what you are saying. White slaves sang work songs to each other to make their long work days go by faster, as means of spiritual survival.

Then they took this to the cities during the Great Migration, and fused it into a musical form whose nuances could not be captured on sheet music, due to the highly improvisational nature of jazz tones and rhythms.

Idiot.

Fucking cumslurping asswhore.

"Spiritual survival". What a crock of shit.

"Enslaved Africans created Jazz as a means of 'spiritual survival' even though it didn't appear until a solid 50-years after Emancipation. Field hollers are direct antecedents--sure, they sounded absolutely nothing like jazz, but that's just racist nitpicking."
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Dumb yeasty cunt.

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Blues is African music channeled through European instrumentation. Same thing with gospel music (which is mostly west African chanting set to Christian mythology).

What you probably don't realize is how basic music like blues and Irish folk music are playable within pentatonic scales. 5 notes. Take "Amazing Grace" for instance. Depending on which musicologist you talk to, you'll get several theories as to where the melody came from. Some think it's a Scottish folk song meant to be played on the bagpipes...others think it's a west African sorrow chant.

The unifying element is that it's a pentatonic melody; and it works in either scenario.

In other words, you're right in assuming that blues has similarities with European folk music, but not for the reason you listed.

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Are you fucking high?

Anyone who's studied jazz knows damn well the contributions that guys like Dave Brubeck, Artie Shaw, and Cal Tjader made to the artform.

It's not information that you'd come across during the "Valvoline Halftime Report" so it's understandable that you'd be ignorant on the subject.

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Umm, 99.9% of the best American music also has its roots in White culture, you fucking OWS idiot.