Posts by Mascara

Kat said:

Mascara said:

I have a British store I go to down here for the things I love that you can't get anywhere else.

Ribena, Heinz beans, Welsh sea salt, frozen bangers, Dairy Milk bars, Colman's and crisps.

Funniest thing I saw in the store were cases of Cherry Coke. 12 cans they were selling for $20. I guess they're rare or something.

. said:

Pretty easy to see why ferret bailed from the Buttplug Brigade. They basically used him to do some dirty little deeds, and then ostracized him when he realized what was going on. I don't believe he had anything to do with the CP MW's kid, that seems much more a Sean/ARSE game.

sandman said:

Kat said:

Gay? I posted a pic of the woman I went out on a date with last night.

Now it's your turn.

You'll be waiting for a very long time.

How are you?

Kat said:

Mascara said:

Do they sell those huge tins of Heinz beans?

Yup, the massive ones. Same size we used to get tomatoes in when I worked in a restaurant.

Kat said:

This is just one corner of the store. It's funny that they have Marks and Spencer soup right in the middle, and you can buy cans of baked beans in bulk.

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Mascara said:

I have you to do that for me, right?

I'm there for you, dimplebutt

. said:

Mascara said:

I don't post non-stop. I just logged on an hour ago, and I'm doing this and something else, and heating up some leftovers.

"I just logged on an hour ago"

so you keep track of how many hours spent posting?

. said:

Mascara said:

I just got home an hour or so ago, Grapefruit. I haven't posted all day.

But thanks for monitoring my time for me, stawlker.

you're concerned about your non stop posting aren't you? so cute

. said:

Mascara said:

I just got home an hour or so ago, Grapefruit. I haven't posted all day.

But thanks for monitoring my time for me, stawlker.

sure thing, sugartits

. said:

Mascara said:

Brutal.

24/7

Kat said:

You misunderstand. It's not that regs like me enjoy negative attention. It's simply that it doesn't effect us in the least.

You should turn your attention on the dots who do nothing but follow regs around all day spewing negative attention, instead.

. said:

why do you keep coming back here?

Hey.

. said:

Why are you posting MW's real name when you log out and start threads?

. said:

Would look better after being heated to 10 million degrees for a few milliseconds.

Bohica said:

http://www.ricksteves.com/iran/

. said:

You should know FatARSE, you're the one that googled it and started the thread.

. said:

I forgot two more I came up with:
After the first time, she promised never again. She promised, and I believed her. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw her looking down at me that way. I got down on my knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on her breath. Then she took me. She took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on her breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of her hands all over me.. And most of the variants of this


Now go make me a cup of hot chochcolate and use the English bone chip cup and if its not hot enough I'll knock it on the floor.

Ask me really really nice and I'll tell you the original famous moniker I used for most of these.

. said:

And always respected you. And yes, that was also one of his many monikers. Hope you are well, really. Take it easy.

. said:

You're trying to make this thread 'all about me' over some cradle robbers pubic hairs? Sorry... don't always blurt things out but I'm just saying.

. said:

Ok, Remember Letts? Manc and Letts? Not me hon. If Manc took SF, it was after me. Any MANY other people had it after me. Just like your moniker.

sandman said:

I did the "staunch" stuff.

Probably set a record for MovieWhore memes.

. said:

Original Sinn_Fein before all the trolls. True.

. said:

not really a meme but I convinced therapist to turn himself in to the authorities

. said:

so tell us the story behind James and his grey pubes and how it came to be known that James has grey pubes.