Posts by Katalyst

. said:

How's the BP situation? Are you going to stroke out on us?

. said:

Obvious.

e.hen said:

It's difficult for me to suppress my insecurities when you're logged in and talking about you're awesome life. Being aware of your reputation is enough to make any man feel inadequate. You inspire awe.

e.hen said:

Perhaps you could assist me with some pointers on becoming a well admired and much respected Internet poster such as yourself. I certainly wouldn't protest an influx of hot, wet gash.

e.hen said:

I've never been married. It's not a commitment that holds any appeal for me. If I possessed your obvious charms I might have chosen a different path.

. said:

READY.
COMPUTING PROBABILITY "E.HEN" IS A HEN.
COMPUTATION COMPLETE.
ANSWER: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ZERO.

Yeah, I know. It's one of my haters in a dress.

e.hen said:

I'm sorry your schedules are so discordant. It must be hard on your relationship.

Godfucker Jr said:

Fuck God in the ass!
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I would, but Satan's cock is already there.

e.hen said:

Her time in bed seems to have a strong correlation with your time on F2. That's a lot of time in bed.

Makes you wonder what 'a lot' measures in Canada.

e.hen said:

She spends a lot of time in bed. Is she sick?

e.hen said:

No, but you are. Why not log off and go kiss on your wife. Get some of that easy marital love.

e.hen said:

Your wife should be more attentive if only to relieve us.

e.hen said:

What's your excuse, sucker? Rather spend time with us?

Happily married, our sex life is good.

ferreting. said:

Are we in for another 9 hour crack-fueled posting marathon? Or do you have to go to 'work' at some point?

.1479 said:

and there it is. So predictable.

. said:

Jesus called them home!
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. said:

Oy Vey! People that listen to Alex Jones are dangerous antisemitic terrorists!

Alex Jones = False Flag.

Open your eyes, Sheeple.