Posts by Hymie_Jaggerstein

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I LOVE FAT BROADS, BUT I HATE LAZY PEOPLE.

WE BOTH KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER, SON. IN NO TIME FLAT YOU'LL BE WITH SOME H2D CHUBKINS THAT WORKS OUT 5x A WEEK AND GAINS IT ALL BACK AS PREDICTABLE AS THE SEASONS. YO-YO DIETING IS SEXY AS FUCK.

JUST LIKE MOM.

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IS SHE CHUBBY? I HAVE A FEELING SHE'S CHUBBY AND IN NO HURRY TO LOSE IT.

I WAS OK UNTIL SHE SAID SHE WAS UNHAPPY WITH HER WEIGHT....AND THEN DIDN'T START WORKING OUT AN HOUR A DAY. I LOVE FAT BROADS, BUT I HATE LAZY PEOPLE.

extremechick said:

Did you shave your beard off?

Hymie_Jaggerstein said:

I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER, EC. THINK ABOUT IT.

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TROOF DE LA TROOFS

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When I lived in Germany the chicks wanted facials. Here in the USA it's hard to find a chick who will suck cawk

I love german chicks but I hate when they start saying "Jaaa Jaaa Jaaa" when the fucking hits its rhythm.

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Didn't even bother to read it.

Turn your caps lock off and try again. Better yet, don't.

K1L053PPY said:

LOVE IS OVER-RATED. YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T OVER-RATED?

SLUTBAG HOEZ!

TROOF DE LA TROOFS

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TIN, THE 50TH ELEMENT...I BET YOU CAN'T JEW THAT!

http://tin.tv

I QUIT.

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U my man are a TOTAL IDIOT

Actually he is correct

Still an idiot for using it

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DON PEPIN GARCIA CIGARS....I BET YOU CAN'T JEW THAT!

http://www.halfwheel.com/news-the-el-rey-de-los-habanos-lawsuit/

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Looking for this kid? Who caused what?



"The College of Winterhold is a faction and location that appears in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It is a guild of magic-users similar to the Mages Guild of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.

Savos Aren serves the college as Arch-Mage, with Mirabelle Ervine serving under him as Master Wizard. The College is located in the northern section of the city of Winterhold, in northern Skyrim. Teachers of each magical discipline reside within, offering training and various magical wares.

Outsiders view the college with indignation, believing its members to be the cause of the cataclysmic, "Great Collapse". The event left Winterhold in ruins."

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_College_of_Winterhold

floor_pisser said:

i had no idea you were back. i was super excited and clicked on your moniker to see if you've made any other recent posts because you've always been my favorite

then i saw that joke about ariadne from the other day

i will destroy you for this

I WAS DRUNK. DOES THAT MAKE IT OK?

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SON OF A GUN!

SKYRIM. NOT THE GAME, BUT THE FICTIONAL PLACE IN THE GAME....I BET YOU CAN'T JEW THAT!

GONNA NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE REALLY, BUT SINCE YOU KEEP DEALING I'M SURE THAT THE..







..OH YEAH! THERE IT IS. PUD CARD YOU AGAIN. NEXT PLEASE?

DON PEPIN GARCIA CIGARS....I BET YOU CAN'T JEW THAT!

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YOU'RE CRAFTY, DOT. HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL LEGEND/OKLAHOMA SOONER WASHOUT/NFL BUST MARCUS DUPREE...I BET YOU CAN'T JEW THAT!

BAPTIST MINISTER TRIES TO BREAK IN TO THE AGENT BUSINESS AND GETS STOMPED DOWN BY YOU KNOW WHO OWNED MEDIA GIANT ESPN.

http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/24156338/26749927

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COUNTRY MUSIC SUPERSTAR DWIGHT YOAKAM...I BET YOU CAN'T JEW THAT!

German origin Joachi, Americanized name - Yoakam

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SHIBA INU DOGS...I BET YOU CAN'T JEW THAT!

"the Shiba nearly became extinct during World War II due to a combination of food shortage"

WE KNOW THE CAUSE OF WWII OR SHALL WE GO OVER THAT AGAIN?

COUNTRY MUSIC SUPERSTAR DWIGHT YOAKAM...I BET YOU CAN'T JEW THAT!

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TURKEY JERKY...I BET YOU CAN'T JEW THAT!

DUDE! FUCK! I'M PULLING THE CARD ON THIS ONE YOU'VE PUT MY MINDSET IN A BAD WAY.

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WELL PLAYED, DOT. NEXT UP: UNICORNS. I BET YOU CAN'T JEW THAT!

Skittles Shitting Unicorn roping lessons

Location: Washington, D.C.

Come enjoy a fun filled day as we celebrate the delivery of our Skittles Shitting Unicorns!

We will be providing the attendees with the lessons needed to rope and subdue your very own Skittles Shitting Unicorn.

Clowns, small midget type people, even Sea Kittens will be on display for your enjoyment and education.

Please bring your own ropes, in lieu of ropes, you may also wish to simply subdue your Skittles Shitting Unicorn with a blunt object. Sticks appropriate for this use will be available for rent. Please inquire.

Categories: Neighborhood
Added: Jan 11, 2009 at 9:30 am // Last Modified: Jan 11, 2009 09:30AM
Links:

KEY WORD: ACTIVISM.
Event details @ seattleactivism.org!

Event details @ seattleactivism.org!

I AM STILL LOOKING THOUGH - I AM 2 CLICKS IN BUT I WILL KEEP HUNTING.

NM. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE PULLED THE PUD CARD ALREADY. PERSONALLY, I WAS SAVING THAT FOR LATER SO I'LL JUST CALL MY CARDS AS THEY ARE.

THE PUD CARD?

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There are several references in the Talmud and other Torah literature that may be interpreted as unicorns.

The Talmud in Zevachim 113b mentions an animal called Orzila in Aramaic, which is considered the same as the great horned mammal known as Reem in many places in the Bible (Job 39:9-12; Ps. 22:21, 29:6; Num. 23:22, 24:8; Deut. 33:17, et al). The Talmud says that this animal was too large to fit into Noahs ark, but survived the Flood by grasping onto the ark with its horn. This animal is described as a wild kosher animal.

The Talmud in Chullin 60a tells us that Adam sacrificed a one-horned mammal. If it was used as a sacrifice, it was most likely a domesticated kosher animal.

The Talmud in Chullin 59b mentions a mammal called a Keres which has one horn and is kosher to eat.

The Talmud in Shabbos 28b describes the tachash mentioned in the Bible (Exodus 26:14 et al) as an animal used for its skins, particularly to make the curtains of the Tabernacle, as a colorful unicorn that only appeared at that location in the desert for Moses to use for the Tabernacle, and afterward became extinct in that location. It is also assumed to be a kosher mammal.

There are also references in the Kabbalah to unicorn like animals living under the earth. This can be found in the Zohar Parshas Bereishis and in the Sefer Chesed LAvraham concerning the Sod Sheva HaAratzos The Secret of the Seven Lands.

All the best,
Rabbi Kolakowski
Richmond, VA