Posts by BobHopesColostomyBag

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I could get that up to 80% easy. Take a new teflon pan, and place a couple of fresh buds on it and stick it in the coldest freezer you have. The sap crystals will fall right off the plant and static electricity will hold them to the pan. Sop them off the pan with a fresh green leave and roll it up in a ball as it warms between your fingers.

<-----yuo after smoking that shit

Teh Ghey Agenda said:

I have two rooms with 8 beds between them plus a room that's 16 x 24 that's lined with rubber. The floor is my drip tray back there.

dangerbaby said:

Meeting Cthulhu might sound cool, but it is not cool.

Teh Ghey Agenda said:

Not for 41%. This is a Frankenstrain from Vancouver.

I get around $800 for a QP now, and that's with one strain at 17.8% and the other at 19%.

If what you're saying is true then this is truly amazing. I'm frankly in awe.



Glad I quit...that level of shit would turn me into a drooling vegetable

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How does this compare to average weed on the street?

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a leper doesn't change its spots

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Then maybe as the bigger kid he should learn to suck it up and not complain so much. Life isn't fair. Get used to it.

seems to me that taking more than his fair share of shit then laying a savage beat down is the ideal state of affairs..

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You guys are all applauding this fat kid but the reality is that he broke the rules. He should have taken the hits given out by the little kid since after all its a littler kid--its not like he could get hurt by it.

And if he is hurt he should not take matters into his own hands he should go to an administrator and talk to them.

Its this vigilante justice that is at the root of the corruption of Western Civilization.

We need to respect the rule of law.

Yes, and the school needs to enforce it.

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Say yes to the dress


My budget is 8,ooo for a wedding dress
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That face...I've seen it a zillion times but every time I see it it gets worse, more fraught with meaning.

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If your wife didn't put out, you cannot be blamed for using porn.

Sounds like a TFB cunt:

You're not allowed to get sexual release! Tee hee!
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I do think that you should severely limit using porn when in a relationship. If she puts out for you, take the sex. Just use porn when sex isn't an option.

This.

To the OP: when you start to feel like you've been using it too much, that's the time to back off for a while. Let it go for a few Hours. you can come back to it later if you really want to.

Fixt
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Onanist said:

Deleting it. Right now.

You're right. No need to hang on to it.

Out of interest, do you guys have regular movie collections or delete after watching them? What about music? Same?

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...she decides to settle for the BF after all. A modern day american love story. What word would you use to describe this kind of woman?

But...but you said you didn't love me?
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I changed my mind. I do love you.
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But you said I wasn't the one. You really love me?
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Oh yes. Really. BTW do you think you could help me out with my credit card bill this month? It's sort of unmanageable thanks to that flight ticket.
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Uh well, sure I guess so. I mean I'm so happy to see you again...here's the check for the full amount.
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Thanks. Gotta run now. Have a date with Cyril. Buhyee!
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Family fights to sue Bank of America after Waltham man's suicide

Many investors unknowingly sign away their right to sue.

March 13, 2011

Philip Grossman saved carefully his whole life, never investing in anything more exotic than certificates of deposit. But in June 2007, his longtime banker at a Bank of America branch in Waltham told him he could do better, without taking more risk, and introduced him to a broker at the bank’s investment arm.

Two years later, Grossman, then a 65-year-old computer consultant, and his wife had lost $400,000 — more than half their savings. In despair in the fall of 2009, Grossman checked into a Woburn motel, left his glasses and watch on the desk in his room, and killed himself.

Stunned by the tragedy, his family tried to sue Bank of America, asserting that the broker invested more aggressively than promised, adding to the steep losses and contributing to Grossman’s suicide. But they soon found out they would not get their day in court: The papers the Grossmans signed to open their account required that any dispute go to a private panel of arbitrators.

http://www.boston.com/business/personalfinance/articles/2011/03/13/family_fights_to_sue_bank_of_america_after_woburn_mans_suicide/

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Indeed. and you are high as a kite, and the bitch is on her period and there's no plunger.

and your mom (who hasn't met your girlfriend yet) is going to be home any minute and may inquire as to why the toilet is full of blood and shit

floor_pisser said:

that's why i'm glad all these new age reversal therapies are coming down the pipeline. i can't wait until i'm young enough to just skateboard for the rest of my life.

Funny you should mention that. I've been thinking of getting one of those big Cadillac crusier skateboards lately. Just say fuck it, I don't care if I look like a joke.

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your 30s is the first time you realize you are going to need to substantially reduce your criteria for "friend" or have none.

When you look at the pool of potential friends, it's easier to just say fuck it.

And married people don't have it much better. They either hang with their families, or they're forced to socialize with fucking loser parents on their kid's sports teams.

I have it both ways. Single friends I've known for decades are long gone or got converted. You have couple friends... well, they are couple friends. Its not like your 20s where you can start fist-fights, get fuckedup on coke or ecstacy and set hobos sleeping under the underpass on fire.

Its a bunch of sitting around, yammering about babies and mortgages. You may play the odd board-game. You reach to finish the bottle of wine and your wife and the other corresponding wife shoots you a look that makes you wish you were dead as you take your hand off the bottle.