Posts by BobHopesColostomyBag

Katalyst said:

There's little in the world that BobHopesColostomyBag doesn't hate, take his criticisms with a large boulder of salt.

Calimari with Irish coffee.
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I crossed the border, learned that you have to go to special stores to get beer and wine, crossed back.

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Canada is also overwhelmingly white and redneck.

It's basically Alabama with free health care.

I moved temporarily to Canada after Bush stole the election and I was surprised how right-wing they are.

Except for health care, Canada is basically a fascist country.

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If you wanted to kill someone there, all you have to do blowtorch their body or cut them to pieces and the cops will just assume it was the cartels. Perfect crime.

Or you could just stay home and go on a hunting trip with them.
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Is this a thread where f2 retards make predictions that don't come true?

Still waiting for the food riots and DOW 2000

Back in 2003-2004, I warned FCers about the upcoming housing bubble. Back then, this was the chart I often posted..



Idiots like Spanky didn't listen to me, bought a leveraged vinyl shitbox, and got wiped out.

judensau said:

Bible states that a man who fucks a woman during her period will have a death sentence. Almost like fucking a dead body. And the kids suffer too, they are almost illegitimate. The woman has to goto a ritual bath and cleanse herself before fucking. Keep this in mind.

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BobHopesColostomyBag said:

I remember watching Sam Erwin. He was effective, but all the while I kept thinking he had at least as many skeletons in his closet as Nixon did.

But, it was still good TV.

You're old enough to remember, too. Don't you think the IRS thing feels a whole lot like Nixon?

ProlificMasturbator said:

BobHopesColostomyBag said:

but yeah he looks really poor; cheap clothes, and he just looks and sounds run down, worn out. His teeth are looking really old...

Clearly a bit depressed. Poor bastard has been through so much in his life. Wonder if he's depressed over his falling out with PSM or what?

I think he's being a bit of a defeatist when he says no one will hire him. The guy is still a fucking rockstar, even if 99% of big name colleges won't hire him.

Would like to see him get back on the horse. He just needs to accept the fact that he'll have to settle for a community college. Which is great when you think about it. A pleasant surprise to be taught by a world-famous guy for those who failed to get into the most prestigious schools. Who cares if Harvard or Yale won't have you. Fuck Harvard and Yale.

ProlificMasturbator said:

that was awesome with a great ending on Auschwitz..

but yeah he looks really poor; cheap clothes, and he just looks and sounds run down, worn out. His teeth are looking really old...

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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2013/05/mario-williams-signs-most-lucrative-contract-in-nfl-history-but-sues-over-785k-engagement-ring/


Buffalo Bills defensive end Mario Williams has gone on the offensive. He wants the 10-carat $785,000 diamond engagement ring he gave to Erin Marzouki, his former fiance , back.

Williams met Marzouki in Houston when he played for the Houston Texans football team. They got engaged on Feb. 12, 2011, when he presented her with the stunning 10-carat rock, according to a lawsuit filed in Harris County Court in Houston.

But their engagement didnt even last a year. Marzouki broke up with Williams last January, and he now wants the 10-carat diamond back.