Great! So we should plan a nice trip together. I've never been south of the Panama Canal and I'd like to see South America. Have you had all your shots?
Yeah, we were suckered by our parents , the government and the MSM to think if you work hard and play by the rules you'll be rewarded, when in fact if you weren't taught to lie, cheat and be greedy when you are young you are at a disadvantage.
Yeah, the dude's a genius. It's criminal how underrated he is.
He's gotta hook up with Mike Judge. It's the only way. Doing bit parts on sitcoms isn't right. Especially when it means another best-of the night he has to shoot.
He also doesn't like callers asking questions. Why? Because it throws him off his script. Callers are only allowed to make comments.
You'd be shocked to see how loose that "script" is. You can watch him do show prep on the BSP and it's literally maybe 5 lines types into notepad. Then he'll sometimes add funny lines he comes up with during the breaks. But that's it.
Phil HATES IT when a caller is in on it. Any time he gets a sense that a caller knows the gag, he dumps them immediately. He doesn't need or want their help.