I used to have this friend who would get blind drunk and make the most fucked up confessions to me.
When he and his adopted sister (he was the adopted one) were in their late teens he proposed that they trade oral sex, they were fine with this arrangement for quite a while until she felt guilty one night and told her mother, who told my friend that she didn't love him anymore.
This woman was the only person in the world who loved him, his real mother had died when he was young, his real father was a prick lawyer who had abondoned his mother to the winds etc. His adopted father had beaten the shit out of him and his adopted mother for yars plus made him give nabd jobs in the bath, which was still secret.
Michael Carroll (lottery winner)
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Michael Carroll (born 29 March 1983), born in Swaffham, Norfolk, UK, is a former binman who won £9.7 million (then US$15.4m) on the National Lottery in November 2002, aged 19. His biography written by Sean Boru, entitled Careful What You Wish For (ISBN 1-844-54313-7), was published by John Blake Publishing in October 2006.
1 Celebrity status
2 Personal life
3 Legal issues
 Celebrity status
As a multi-millionaire, the self-proclaimed "king of chavs," known by the press as the "Lotto Lout", immediately bought four homes, a holiday villa in Spain, two convertible BMWs along with two Mercedes-Benz cars and several quad bikes. Sources close to him claim that Carroll, who wears a large amount of gold jewellery and has been in constant trouble with the law for using drugs and committing other crimes, has spent "untold thousands" on substance abuse.
In 2005, Carroll participated in a celebrity boxing match where he was apparently defeated by Mark Smith, formerly a star of TV show Gladiators under the name Rhino, but the fight was officially declared a draw by the judges.
Also in 2006, he was the subject of the documentary Michael Carroll: King of Chavs.
 Personal life
Carroll proudly sports a tattoo of the Northern Irish paramilitary organisation Ulster Defence Association and, as a fan of Rangers FC, invested up to a million pounds of his winnings in Rangers Financial Management, from whom the football club receive a share of profits on the financial services they sell.
He is currently estranged from his wife Sandra Aiken and daughter Brooke and has had a child with hairdresser girlfriend Gemma Peake.
 Legal issues
In February 2006, he was jailed for nine months for affray.
Carroll had reportedly spent almost his entire fortune within 18 months on extravagant houses, cars for demolition derby races in his back garden, and gold jewellery. Later convicted of cocaine possession, it was claimed he has only £500,000 left.
In 2004, he was banned from driving for six months after being caught at the wheel of his new £49,000 BMW without L-plates and insurance.
Shortly after being released from prison at the end of June 2006, Carroll took out a loan in order to keep his houses and maintain his "party lifestyle". The BBC has reported that he is almost broke, having spent his fortune on new homes, drugs, parties, jewellery and cars.
In August 2006, Carroll denied rumours that he was broke.
However as of February 2010, he revealed that he was back on the dole having spent all of his money on crack cocaine, gambling, his family and friends, electronic goods, cars, prostitutes and gold.
On 18 February 2010, he was declared bankrupt, with his ruined mansion being put up for sale.
No, they were jerks. They may have looked better next to the SS but that doesn't make them good guys. The July plot only came together after Hitler was losing badly, they were still going to demand that the allies let them keep all of the territory that they had taken.
Where was the SS in The Great War? They were a binch of cunts then too, especially in occupied Belgium anytime a Francs-tireurs took a few pot shots at them.
And if you had lost despite that the Heer would have gone on a murderous rampage through the whole place.
This is one of the things that shit me about the whole "the Nazis were the evilest of evil! Everything bad was by them an their SS!" as well as Hogan's Heroes. The Heer committed many war crimes all over the place, and were absolute cunts to their prisoners but you never hear about those millions becasue the flyers have all fo the celebrated stories.
The Luftwaffe had responsibilty for their own prisoners, their treatment was completely different.
Wher was I going with this? Oh yeah, the German army were a bunch of cunts, and if they had a real war crime to avenge they would have done it well and good.