Posts by AustralianCarFancier

. said:

1,500 years of inbreeding is what happened. Well that and joos.

i said:

f35's are immune to ground fire, right???

grasshopper said:

It's illegal in France, but the fine is about Eur30,000 which is a tiny fraction of what they'll make by publishing the pictures.

. said:

I'm a multi-millionaire, and I wear plain white t-shirts to the gym.

Sorry if I'm not fashionable enough for you. I go to the gym to workout, not wear the latest haute couture.

sh said:

She actually works 7-4, but spends the rest of the time fucking someone on the side who isn't an asshole.

. said:

The only country free from Jewish influences was Germany. They had to be eliminated.

. said:

Because they go to a muslim country (Indonesia), and insult Indonesian muslims by getting drunk and fucking on the beach.

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sandman said:

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90lbs overweight much?

BubbaBailBonds said:

Someone is sure butthurt over George S. Patton.

Think the Russian air Force would have done well against the U. S. Army Air Force? What kind of numbers are we talking about?

. said:

Prince Charles, as a Prince, was supposed to slay the dragon and marry a beautiful girl; he did the opposite...

Harry is going to glass you for that comment.

Meanwhile....

sandman said:

Even if bound in handcuffs I would laugh. Dribbles of urine would stain my prison jumpsuit as I laughed about the grandmother (aka, The Old Bitch) who received a phone call at 3am to remind her what Michele Plumply truly thought of her.

God is the thought of such a phone call funny.

It's almost as funny as that one time I convinced Casin Serin to call James at work live on webcam. Almost.

sandman said:

How so?

I thought that the prank call was FUNNY AS FUCKING SHIT.

Grandmoms waited two weeks to drop the hammer on Inky's head - during a holiday, no less.

God is that funny.

I am sitting at my desk, eating 7/11 sushi which tastes like ass but whose flavor is masked by concentrated wasabi sludge. There is a 7/11 garlic crust pizza in the oven.

Belly full of 7/11 slop, much laughter at ferret the grey headed wonder's expense, witnessing a bunch of crybabies whine about how the board was "ruined" by a couple of wonky pranksters.

If you guys make me laugh any harder, my spleen is going to burst.

sandman said:

No.

But think about how mad you get when you think of The Old Bitch getting a phone call at 3am.

I wish that call could have been recorded.

. said:

The Hunger Games is a fictional work. It does NOT describe the world we actually live in, son.

. said:

Wow

Sean is a Junk tucker like Buffalo Bill.

WOULD YOU FUCK ME? I'D FUCK ME
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